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#1
Self-explanatory.

People always tell me I'm too shy and have a Jew nose.

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#2
i always get called fat man at work, i have lost 20 kilos in the last 2 years
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#3
Too quiet. Trust me, I'm the shyest, quietest person on UG, guaranteed.
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#4
My friends like to jokingly mistake my confidence around women and other men as being "gay".
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#5
I'm told I'm far too skeptical, but I find it very hard to believe...
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#8
Anti-social, because I don't like sitting next to people I don't know in lectures. I tried it once and the guy made a joke about doing a school shooting.

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#10
"Ginger cunt"

I am ginger and I am a cunt, so they aren't wrong.
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#11
At more than one job in my past, I have been told more than a few times that I should consider anger management classes.

My work bench at one place had several holes in it from me hitting the bench with a hammer.
#13
On the net: ****** (/p/ browser; self explanatory)

IRL: nothing because I don't talk to anyone.
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#14
my friends always crack paedophile jokes because of a misunderstanding whilst playing simon says with a bunch of 4 year olds. They also call me sugz and sugarkane (my surname is Kane) and leave cans of coke where I can find them because im diabetic.
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#16
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People always tell me I'm too shy and have a Jew nose.

People tell me I'm too anti-social, and that I have a black nose.

I used to get a lot of crap about being Mormon, but most of that died down. There's still some dickheads at school though that like to poke at it though.
#17
"Nice Nazi features" is one I often here due to me having blonde hair and really, really blue eyes. "Hobbit" is another one because I'm short and I have hairy feet. I hate my friends.
#20
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I used to get a lot of crap about being Mormon, but most of that died down. There's still some dickheads at school though that like to poke at it though.

I've never understood why people have a problems with Mormonism (I doubt that's the correct term, sorry )

And yeah, people don't tell me that I'm antisocial, but I am.
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#21
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I've never understood why people have a problems with Mormonism (I doubt that's the correct term, sorry )

It is the correct term, don't worry about it. :p
I never got it either. I think because it's a more abstract/different branch of Christianity, and it's often viewed as being more extremist. Still though, Mormons don't go around killing or robbing.
#22
'big head'

not for my personality.
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#23
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It is the correct term, don't worry about it. :p
I never got it either. I think because it's a more abstract/different branch of Christianity, and it's often viewed as being more extremist. Still though, Mormons don't go around killing or robbing.

I'll take your word on it - I looked into it a while out of interest, and couldn't find anything I found to be particularly abstract. Then again, Christianity and Catholicism have a history of having problems with other religions so...
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#24
Well, i get "Annoying" and "You talk too much" quite a bit. That's until I brought my Ibanez and practice amp to school to play for my english teacher. Thanks to that, everyone loves me now!
#25
I get Yokel a lot.

I did't even grow up in the countryside really.
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#27
I'm pretty slim so people pick up on that sometimes. No real bad insults though.
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#28
"Your hair is a mess." I get that from my family a lot but girls seem to think my hair's cute.
#30
I really don't get insulted that often...I don't insult other people either.
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#31
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A lot of people call me indecisive, but I'm not so sure...

Lol.

I was just called heartless a few days ago... But most commonly the word asshole is used.
#32
get called t-rex because i've a large head and short arms
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#33
People don't tend to insult me (to my face anyway ), but I get a lot of nasty comments about my hair. "Spineless little shit" is one that certain members of my family are fond of ;_;
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#35
The last insult I got was from some posh studenty bastard when I was on my way home after a particularly arduous shift at work. He got called me a long haired prick because he thought I couldn't hear him. But then I threatened to beat him up and he sloped off with his Jack Wills wearing chums.
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#36
Fat
Too shy
Talk about music too much

AEDIT:
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"too quiet" "too shy" and "too flirty"

the people who insult you happen to be (No offence) hypocrites.

I don't think you can be "too shy" and "too flirty"
But that's my opinion
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#37
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get called t-rex because i've a large head and short arms

You should start doing heavy squats to truly embrace your t-rex stature.
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#38
People often chide me for lacking the subtlety many find reassuring in a steam hammer. That's why I often attemt to dress up my comments with somewhat verbose touches.
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#39
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i get called a asshole or prick on a daily basis


Pretty much this. I'm not the nicest of people, but to be honest, I've taken to accepting those sorts of things as compliments.
I also got called a manwhore for a few years. I like to think I lived that one down though...
#40
I've heard basically every length-based insult (on the "tall" side of length). Go on, try me.

Also, I've been jokingly called "filthy gay" when I was openly admiring a hot guy walking past.
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