#1
If I killer o psycho or whatever had a knife to your sibling neck, and told you either you kill your dog or he kills your brother, would you do it?(this thread is only for those with a dog, preferablly they like them).

I for one could not. I'd rather see me sibling bleed out. and watch my rott kill the bastard.
#2
Kill the damn dog, you mad man.
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#6
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At first you asked if we would **** our mother and now this?! What is with you???


I got the original idea from a South Park episode, and it made me curious as to the priorities the pit has.
#11
Uh I would have to take some time to think about it, but I guess I would pick my sibling so my mom would yell at me.
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#12
I don't have a brother.

This thread is most bizarre.
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#13
Quote by Naturalchampion
If I, Killer O'Psycho...

That's how I read that, thinking "Damn, your parents didn't even give you a chance..."
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#15
Quote by TheBurningFish
That's how I read that, thinking "Damn, your parents didn't even give you a chance..."

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#16
Dont like me brother anyway, so its a clear net gain if my brother gets killed, is it just the one brother or all of them?
#17
Sibling. Not out of a general misanthropy, I just love my dog, and don't love one of my sisters. It would be a harder decision if it was a different sibling.
#18
Are you an Irish serial killer? Well, a gentleman serial killer, I mean what kind of psycho goes 'I'll ****ing kill...well, either your brother or your dog, but I'll kill 'em bad man! But yeah, once one's dead I'll leave'.

And anyone who claims they'd let the guy kill their sibling is lying.
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