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#1
Right, If you were a duck how would you lead your life?
What would your name be?
How would you control your life?

Would you be the nice, affectionate duck, who cares for his duck family
or The nasty duck who only cares about himself and doesnt take no shizz from any other duck...


Before you say anything..... Yes i am strange
#2
I would rape the shit out of everything and shit on everything and puke and quack all ****ing night.
The playground of the world
#4
I spent 3 days in a park monitoring many ducks' behavior. There is no such thing as an affectionate duck. They're all psychopathic cut-throat bastards looking for bloodshed. I refuse to believe anything short of that.
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#6
Quack?
E Family
E-Son to OldiebutNewbie
E-Brother to Andrea55
E-Brother to guitarxo
E-Uncle to Basti95
#8
I would hang out by the white house and shit on all of the politicians.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#11
I'd probably be known as I am now but with a Duck related edit.
Probably Chinky Quack.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#13
I saw duck rape the other day. I don't know if you've ever witnessed duck rape but it was probably one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've had since my first period. Dread to think how that poor duck felt.
#14
I'd ask for grapes....and eventually, some lemonade.
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#15
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I would hang out by the white house and shit on all of the politicians.


Dude. That's fucking hardcore.


Seriously why do you have just "this" in your sig?
#16
I would just shit all over everything, the only difference would be if I was a duck I wouldnt get in trouble for it
#17
I saw a duck at the park the other day, he was swimming a long, but then there was a stick poking out at like head level, instead of swimming around, he just dropped his head down and swam under it.

i actually shouted "oh shit! the duck ducked!"
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#18
Quote by blake1221
Dude. That's fucking hardcore.


Seriously why do you have just "this" in your sig?


sigged
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#19
Quote by blake1221
Dude. That's fucking hardcore.


Seriously why do you have just "this" in your sig?




Because in another thread he said "someone should sig this". So I decided to be a smart ass, and just put "this" in my sig.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#20
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13


Because in another thread he said "someone should sig this". So I decided to be a smart ass, and just put "this" in my sig.


Ohhhhhhhhh it all makes sense now


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sigged


Oh Lawd.
#22
My name would be Ducklas and I would only dine on the finest of bread.
#23
Quote by mnf50
My name would be Ducklas and I would only dine on the finest of bread.

You'll get what the snotty nosed brat decides to throw at you. That's why you're a duck and not a lion. You see, you gotta stop with this crappy way of thinking.
#25
TS has actually been turned into a duck by a gypsy curse and doesn't know how to proceed.

I see through your crafty ruse, TS. ಠ_ಠ
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#26
I would spend my life getting fed and cuddled in my e-daughter's back garden
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

E-married to Shyne <3



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#27
What the quack are you people taking...?

I'd probably do duck things; eat bread at the pond, waddle around, quack at things and rape everything in sight.
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#28
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
You'll get what the snotty nosed brat decides to throw at you. That's why you're a duck and not a lion. You see, you gotta stop with this crappy way of thinking.


But I would reside in a private lake and I for one would not be a common-as-muck Mallard, but a devilishly handsome Teal. Thus meaning that one's butler would only be serving the finest of wholemeal breads in all the land to myself.

#29
Quote by mnf50
But I would reside in a private lake and I for one would not be a common-as-muck Mallard, but a devilishly handsome Teal. Thus meaning that one's butler would only be serving the finest of wholemeal breads in all the land to myself.



Pfft... That's pigeon food. I give you, the bread of kings

#30
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Pfft... That's pigeon food. I give you, the bread of kings



careful.


"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#31
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Image linked without permission? You are a criminal and should be ashamed of yourself.
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#32
As you can clearly see, I am a pigeon. I take great offense that you would even think for one second that I am a lowly duck.
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#33
Quote by entity0009
Image linked without permission? You are a criminal and should be ashamed of yourself.


meh that's what the watermark's for.
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#34
How would I lead my life?

My name would be Donald, and I'd wear a Blue sailors shirt.
DeVillains!
#36
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#37
If you were a duck you would have a watertight asshole or else you would sink.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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#38
Quote by shaggydogJV
As you can clearly see, I am a pigeon. I take great offense that you would even think for one second that I am a lowly duck.

Pigeons are pathetic. So common and lower class.
#39
Quote by Jackal58
If you were a duck you would have a watertight asshole or else you would sink.

sim simma

who got the keys to my beema
#40
I would be the...

...duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter
But the intoxicating power of our love
Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama
Where Mr Duck’s embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing
Quack quack quack quack quack
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sloth is hacking away feebly at the grass because he is a sloth but he was trying so hard ;_; hes all "penguin im HERE i am here to help you penguin"
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