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#1
whether or not it's within the realm of possibility, what would yours be?

I'm thinking horse-sized cat or armored velociraptor. then again, I don't know how well either would support weight. nevertheless, if I was rolling with a steel plated velociraptor, no one would step to me. no one
#2
Instantaneous, safe, and free.
I don't care how it's done. It just needs to be those three things.
#3
A cart drawn by women. Sexy, naked women.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
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#5
I think Buses are pretty much the pinnacle of any transport.

No need to imagine a sweet ass new type of transport.
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#8
Teleportation. Imagine teleporting between two places at a a frequency of >60Hz. It would be like being two people.

(Obviously I mean as a superpower or something, not some crappy machine)
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#11
Beam me up, Scotty.
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#12
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
Teleportation
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#18
Quote by Baby Joel
Instantaneous, safe, and free.
I don't care how it's done. It just needs to be those three things.


i heard if you eat chuck norris' hand you can go anywhere you like

he doesn't mind, it regenerates anyway
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#19
Teleportation for sure.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
Bonnie Wright and my penis is the key.
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#21
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A special one that won't do a Hindenberg on me.


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#23
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#24
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#25
flying nimbus
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#26


teleportation would also be cool
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#27
Give me a giant ferret and a saddle, then I'm good to go.
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#28
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flying nimbus

I've been ninja'd. I was just about to post a pic.
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#32
As it's National Velociraptor Awareness Day, I'd have to go with a velociraptor.
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#33
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As it's National Velociraptor Awareness Day, I'd have to go with a velociraptor.

I bloody hope you're not kidding otherwise you have just ruined my day if you are. You don't want to ruin a young girl's day. Don't want to see her cry...
#34
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I bloody hope you're not kidding otherwise you have just ruined my day if you are. You don't want to ruin a young girl's day. Don't want to see her cry...

Not kidding at all.

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#35
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Frank will get you anywhere you want to go with no questions asked. And in a sweet ass ride!


The redhead in the 3rd film would get it so hard she wouldn't be able to sit down for days.
#37
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A cart drawn by women. Sexy, naked women.

Are they now allowed to drive?
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#38
On land:




Through space:

“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#39
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As it's National Velociraptor Awareness Day, I'd have to go with a velociraptor.



only handicap parking available? no problem. I can just rip the top off someone's jeep and park my velociraptor inside.
#40
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
HOLY CRAP I'M WET!


Damn straight, I'd tap that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the next king of England.


It'd hit that so hard Ammnesty International whould be filling a case against me for breaching her human rights.
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