#1
A lot of embarrassing moments are really funny, so I think you should post stories of yours, please, for the children.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
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#5
When your dad's condom broke. That's super embarassing. Especially now.
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#7
I went into a guitar shop when I was starting out (I'm in the UK) and asked for a "kaypo" (it's pronounced Kah-po here) and the shop keeper laughed at me. I stood there insisting I was right as the book I had clearly stated how it was pronounced. The book was American.
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you first, kemosabe.

I have a lot of minor embarrassing moments, because I'm really socially awkward, so they tend to pile up and I forget the really embarrassing ones.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#10
Through my ignorance of german colloquialisms I told my german teacher that I want to **** her once.
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#11
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God, you're shit.

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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#13
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Kill yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_methods

What do you think is best?
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
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Just head to the motorway and dance around on it for a bit. See what happens.

Psh... So unoriginal.

How about lava? That seems like a pretty deadly substance...
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#17
Be 10
Playing Pokemon on shitter before school
Still havent wiped
Mon yells I have to go
Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
Girl I like sits next to me
Asks me if ive ever been kissed
I take out my gameboy
She starts whispering in my ear
I start sweating
I look down
The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed
She notices
I notice
I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
My sphagetti falls out all over
I start sweating more
Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
Bus gets to school
Try and run to bathroom
Teacher catches me
Its penis inspection day
My name is Alan Aardvark
I have to go first
Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
I refuse
She wrestles me down and gets a magnify glass real close to my crotch
Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
She pukes on my dick
Get Expelled

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#18
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Psh... So unoriginal.

How about lava? That seems like a pretty deadly substance...

No one will want to remember you, so a traditional suicide is more appropriate. Actually, just hang yourself, then you'll be the only to suffer and no one will give a shit.
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No one will want to remember you, so a traditional suicide is more appropriate. Actually, just hang yourself, then you'll be the only to suffer and no one will give a shit.

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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#20
Quote by Jaymz_515
Be 10
Playing Pokemon on shitter before school
Still havent wiped
Mon yells I have to go
Have horrible poison ivy on crotch
Pour a bunch of cream on my penis, put on my pants and run to the bus
Girl I like sits next to me
Asks me if ive ever been kissed
I take out my gameboy
She starts whispering in my ear
I start sweating
I look down
The cream is seeping through my jeans, making it look like I cummed
She notices
I notice
I open my fannie pack to grab some kleenexes
My sphagetti falls out all over
I start sweating more
Realize I forgot to wipe my ass
The entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti
Bus gets to school
Try and run to bathroom
Teacher catches me
Its penis inspection day
My name is Alan Aardvark
I have to go first
Nurse demands for me to take off my pants
I refuse
She wrestles me down and gets a magnify glass real close to my crotch
Close my eyes and scream the guile theme at the top of my lungs
She unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out
She pukes on my dick
Get Expelled


I've never understood why american schools have penis inspection day, it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.
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#22
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I've never understood why american schools have penis inspection day, it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.

they dont, but im sure you already knew that.


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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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#23
Quote by Trowzaa
I've never understood why american schools have penis inspection day, it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.

what? theres such a thing as penis inspection day in America? I thought that was a joke.

Fucking America...

EDIT: Derp. But seriously.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Apr 18, 2011,
#24
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they dont, but im sure you already knew that.


Keep the copypasta garbage trolling where it /b/elongs


What?! Then why have I heard so much about it? Oh for god's sake, troll'd by America.
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#25
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What?! Then why have I heard so much about it? Oh for god's sake, troll'd by America.

hahahaha wow. Yeah dude every third wednesday of each month we line up in the gym, cocks out and get inspected by the school nurse.
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#26
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I've never understood why american schools have penis inspection day, it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.



WTF is penis inspection day?
#27
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I have a lot of minor embarrassing moments, because I'm really socially awkward, so they tend to pile up and I forget the really embarrassing ones.

here's my level 31 elephant to cheer you up.

#28
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WTF is penis inspection day?

It was a joke about molestation, but it went right over some stupid peoples heads
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Dude, your fucking sig creeps me out.

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#29
Quote by Trowzaa
I've never understood why american schools have penis inspection day, it's the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my whole life.


His location is england..