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Today is Velociraptor Awareness Day. Velociraptors are the leading cause of death in men ages 27-29. They can blend in and when you least expect it, they strike.

This day is meant to raise awareness of these deaths. It is the only way to prevent future ones from happening.

Be vigilant my friends and spread the word.
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Velociraptors are the leading cause of men ages 27-29.


So, the main reason there are men of ages 27 to 29 is velociraptors?

Pretty awesome.

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Ah, shit.
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So, the main reason there are men of ages 27 to 29 is velociraptors?

Pretty awesome.

Oh shit

Fixed it.
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#9
I fail to see how they kill people, I mean they're only the size of a turkey. A deft kick would surely solve the problem.
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#10
Are you sure by velociraptors, you don't actually mean women ?
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#12
I'm not afraid of velociraptors. They're the size of turkeys. I'd fight one in a second.
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#14
Since everyone feels so snooty for finally realizing they're small, how 'bout substitute "Velociraptor" with "Deinonychus" or "Utahraptor."

There.
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I'm not afraid of velociraptors. They're the size of turkeys. I'd fight one in a second.

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#23
I love this
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If you don't treat every day like Velociraptor Awareness Day, you're a fool.
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I love this
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Remember, raptors run at 10 m/s and they do not know fear.
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#27



philosoraptor wants in on the fun!
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For those who are NOT afraid of Velociraptors you all do realize they hunt in packs right?
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For those who are NOT afraid of Velociraptors who all do realize they hunt in packs right?


Crayons come in packs of twelve, doesn't mean they strike (much) fear into my soul.
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Crayons come in packs of twelve, doesn't mean they strike (much) fear into my soul.





even if you were forced into a crayon iron maiden?
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I'm not afraid of velociraptors. They're the size of turkeys. I'd fight one in a second.


and still probably get hurt. Now if there's two...
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and still probably get hurt. Now if there's two...
One kick to the head and it's down.

I'd take on two.
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#36
I see your Velociraptor and raise you Deinonychus!




One of the most intelligent dinosaurs, hunted in packs and name means "terrible claw."
The ma'f*ckers planned goddamn ambushes and were quick as f*ck.
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I see your Velociraptor and raise you Deinonychus!




One of the most intelligent dinosaurs, hunted in packs and name means "terrible claw."
The ma'f*ckers planned goddamn ambushes and were quick as f*ck.

Utahraptor>all
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#40
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Utahraptor>all *Utahraptor diagram*





I love how the bloke is waving goodbye as if he's saying "Well, it's been a good run but now a goddamn Utahraptor is about to devour me. Cheerio!"
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