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I have a school project coming up and it has to be on a parasite. I'm looking for something shocking or interesting.

Doesn't have to be vomit inducing but good enough for acouple pictures and some interesting facts.
#2
I'm thinking google would know more about this subject than the pit.
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#4
Immigrants.
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#5
Jews.

Edit: Actually, I think there's a fish in the Amazon that may swim inside your dick when you pee in the river and it just kinda stays in your dick. <.<

Edit²: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru
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#9
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I googled it and the top couple were already being done. I was hoping their would be some gold here.

The top couple? You do know google averages at least a million results, right?
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#10
Fat 20-somethings that game hard errday, watch anime, and still live with their parents with no real intention of doing anything in life.

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Punk Rockers

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#17
Actually! I do have a good idea for you.

Use something off of this article
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculus_medinensis

These assholes live in your body, can be up to 31 inches long, and the only way to get it out is to wait for it to emerge and then pull a couple inches out every day...if you pull too much out it will break and die and you'll get a terrible infection. Blah.
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#22
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#23
I'm pretty sure Cracked has an article about this. Hold on, I'll see if I can find it.

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#29
Politicians and the ones that go in your pee pee.
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#33
I don't know if they qualify, but the Angler fish has parasitic tendencies. The male, when it breeds winds up fusing with the female, and becomes completely dependent on her for food, water, etcetera. There's a fly that lays eggs in your ear or other orifice that leads to your brain and it eats your brain until it's ready to live on its own.
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#38
That wiki article on candiru redirected me to this page.

Probably while living the fish tried to penetrate into the scrotum, explaining the important swelling


penetrate into the scrotum


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