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#1
This is just hilarious.
I thought I should share it with you guys, as it is hilarious, and you like hilarious things.
hello
#2


"Well, she was 40, but a right sporty little number"

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5


"It’s done 107K miles which is much further than I can run and I wouldn’t even attempt to run that far not even for comic relief or children in need unless there was a cash incentive then I would consider it and work out some way to cheat. It would be an elaborate cheat including most likely a helicopter and several disguises, somewhere I have a dress up banana suit which I have only used once so I would probably try to get some more use out of it since I think it cost me about £60 a few years back."

#6
thats hucking filarious.
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#7
"I think a pound coin fell out of my Bermuda shorts and has lodged itself somewhere under the drivers seat, if I don't find it before the car sells you can have this too. Dont be disappointed if its only 50p though, it sounded like a pound but could have been a 50"

#9
The windows are unbroken glass, have no chips and critically are transparent unlike bricks which are not often used as a window making material, they are tinted at the back so if you take that lass from the chippy up the hills you can do what you like in the back and won’t be seen. Unless someone looks through the windscreen and then the games up and the pillar box is down.

Update, Tuesday 12th April: < I like this colour I just pretended to get off with myself in the back seats, I had someone confirm that they could see me. This unfortunately means the windows are only lightly tinted and it isn't privacy glass.


Gold! You usually see this on Craigslist, but not eBay. Great find TS
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#13
What would happen if Raocow sold cars.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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#14
"The windows are unbroken glass, have no chips and critically are transparent unlike bricks which are not often used as a window making material, they are tinted at the back so if you take that lass from the chippy up the hills you can do what you like in the back and won’t be seen."

Needed this chuckle
*shrugs* I don't know...
#15
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#18
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Those pictures....

That last picture... is that a.. flux capacitor???
(link )

EDIT: If I buy it it'll be in this form:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mint-Green-Ford-focus-X-Wing-Upgrade-Proposal_W0QQitemZ220770345900QQihZ012QQcategoryZ60436QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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#19
Reminds me of David Thorne. Fantastic.
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#20
quality, can't beat a bit of bovril! (only with every existing hot drink...)
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#21
i hope he catches the guilty bird
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#26
I am pleased to confirm that you can easily fit 3 tins of Heinz Baked beans and 1 bottle of cheap aftershave on the dashboard. None of these are included in the sale of the mint green ford focus but I will allow you a spray of the aftershave, if I think you have sprayed more than is fair I will have to rub my face against you to reclaim some of the aftershave.


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#27
Oh my God.

Dear pistolfeet,

Hola,

I was wondering if you had pictures of the 'girl next door' and if they will be supplied upon viewing of the motor vehicle, if not will she be around for me to spy on?

Much love

- iphad


Dear iphad,

Thank you for taking the time to ask about my untested mint green time machine ford focus. I can neither confirm or deny the existence of said photographs however my mum has an old cooking book which has drawings of happy looking 1940s women mixing things in bowls. If I can smuggle a page or two out of her house then I could supply these instead. Do you like home made sponge cake or trifle most? Miss Cookies is my favorite, she has a cheeky smile.

- pistolfeet


This guy is gold.
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#28
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This is just hilarious.
I thought I should share it with you guys, as it is hilarious, and you like hilarious things.

You're wrong. I don't like hilarious things
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#29
Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
#30
Bad news, my attempts at time travel have been brought to an ugly full stop. I just remembered that the speed limit in th UK is 70mph so I cant reach 88mph


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because I ain't ever going to no other side,
there ain't no heaven and there ain't no hell,
but I am a sinner so it's all just as well
#31

Reminds me of David Thorne
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#33
THAT was amazing!!!
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#34
That just made my evening.
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#38
this guy could write an essay about a piece of paper, the legend
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#39
"Did I mention this car has a leather steering wheel? Probably not suitable for vegetarians - not sure? I dont speak vegetarian so cant ask one."

hahaha
#40
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He's from the BBC apparantly.



As I was reading this I could help but think Top Gear.
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