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#1
What's your message to the world? I need some funny ones!
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#2
Yes, your sh*t does stink.
1996 Fender American Telecaster
Schecter Omen 6
VOX AC-15
Alvarez PF2005
1985 PROCO RAT II
BOSS DS-1, DD3, SD-1, TU-3, NS-2
Danelectro Overdrive
Jimi Hendrix Wah
EHX LPB-1
MXR Supercomp
#5
PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI ect all day long until everyone has killed his/herself :-)


I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#7
Quote by Dirge Humani
Wear sunscreen.


This.

Or alternatively;

'Wherever you look, you can see a blur in the center of your vision where your nose is. Have fun.'
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#11
When people say that God sees all they mean that he sees everything. When I say that I see all, I mean that you shouldn't leave your wives at home alone.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#13
You are blinking manually, you are holding your head up, you are holding your arms up and your tongue doesn't feel comfortable anywhere in your mouth.
#15
Don't forget to bring a towel
Quote by Jackal58
I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.


Quote by Kilty Boxers
id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
#18
Thug Aim is cool.
Survivor of:
Maryland Deathfest X
Maryland Deathfest XI
Maryland Deathfest XII
#21
It's alright to expose yourself to kids.
Quote by StankMcGarnagle
Did you guys ever get lucky and have someone die the day before or of your gig and get to promote yourselves with it? Sweet huh?

you need help.

FRANTIC MASTURBATION
#23
dear world,

why!?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#24
Quote by poncho-dude
It's alright to expose yourself to kids.

I'd agree but thanks to my parents exposing themselves, I've turned out pretty terrible.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#25
"If everybody loved each other, the world vould be a better place"
"They are using me... and I am the fool..."
Quote by Tango616
Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#28
"The only thing I've learned over the course of my life is the extent of my stupidity"
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#29
Hit me with some more, people!
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#31
Need some more urgently!
R.I.P Jon Lord, Rory Gallagher and Jimi!
#32
Stop whining. Everyone fucking whines

EDIT: I assume that wasnt the hilarious witty comment you were after, but it's true
#35
get died or die trying.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


E-ARCH NEMESIS of girlgerms007
#36
i farted
ಠ_ಠ
<|>
/ω\



Tell me what nation on this earth, was not born of tragedy-Primordial
#38
"This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the *****s and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper 'no.' "

OR

"So long and thanks for all the fish!"

AEDIT: Alright who's the necrobumper
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at Jun 18, 2011,
#40
Quote by ali.guitarkid7


"So long and thanks for all the fish!"


*Dolphin noise*

Always remember, if nobody is looking and you keep running into a wall, eventually, you will run straight through it. Quantum mechanics says so.
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
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