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Apparently JFK demanded some UFO files 10 days before his assassination.

In the article it says he wanted the files to show the Soviets that the UFOs being reported over the USSR weren't US technology.



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He also was reported taking a dump 24 hours before his assassination. At the time, the stall he was in did not have TP. He called out for help, and was given TP of a rival brand to the official brand of TP of the president. The rest, is history.

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#4
John F Kennedy wore underwear on several occasions prior to his death. ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS, DO YOU COPY SERGEANT?
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Version1. The FBI/CIA decided to take him out so he wouldn't hand top secret information to the commies.
Version2. The alien spies found out about his plans to ask help from the soviets to seek down the aliens. The aliens quickly decided to dispose of Kennedy.

But there were 2 shooters. Are the FBI/CIA with aliens?
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Apparently JFK demanded some UFO files 10 days before his assassination.

In the article it says he wanted the files to show the Soviets that the UFOs being reported over the USSR weren't US technology.



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technically it wasnt an assassination as JFK was a reptillian so really it was just the killing of an invading enemy
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#13
Show the ****ing birth certificate, Obama!
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