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#1
My dad left a pack of gum in his pants and it came apart in the dryer......... it was a full pack too
#3
I can't decide whether my last cat or last child made a bigger mess.
#4
a baby. i should have realized it with the crying that was following the heavy tumbling, but after a while, it just kinda stopped.
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a baby. i should have realized it with the crying that was following the heavy tumbling, but after a while, it just kinda stopped.


Shoulda put him in the washer. Then you wouldn't have heard the crying
#13
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SO YOU'RE THE BASTARD THAT DID IT poor machine


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#14
My iPod headphones. They still worked, but were extremely tangled. I sneakily switched them with my sister's though
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#15
A pen in the dryer, it exploded. had to throw away the clothes and scrub the dryer out. That and an egg salad sandwich.
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#16
One time by Bose ear-buds

they survived though

also one time a baggy of weed was not amused when i found that soggy mess.
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#18
My step dad threw a pack of frozen deer-sticks in the dryer once.

Pretty funny.
#22
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I once put a pair of jeans through the wash, I left my wallet in them by accident, with £130 in


...money doesn't ruin when it's washed. I hope you threw the money away thinking it was ruined, that would make me laugh

And TS, I came in here to say a pack of gum...

#24
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also one time a baggy of weed was not amused when i found that soggy mess.

I think your dryer might be broken
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#25
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...money doesn't ruin when it's washed. I hope you threw the money away thinking it was ruined, that would make me laugh

And TS, I came in here to say a pack of gum...



I mean the washing machine, it most deffinately does ruin lol, well, not for you guys in America land with your linen money anyway
#27
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My iPod headphones. They still worked, but were extremely tangled. I sneakily switched them with my sister's though
You beat me to it. I also ran a set of earbuds through, and they also ended up very tangled.
#28
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I mean the washing machine, it most deffinately does ruin lol, well, not for you guys in America land with your linen money anyway


Well... that blows.

Sometimes I wash all my money just to have clean bills

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#29
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I mean the washing machine, it most deffinately does ruin lol, well, not for you guys in America land with your linen money anyway
I've had tenners go through the wash in jeans pockets, they were ok .
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#31
Weed, money, central locking keys, packet of lockets, SD card, lighters. In the washing machine, not dryer though.
#32
My cousin left their dryer open for a while and their cat jumped in and fell asleep on the clothes. It was asleep when they shut the door and turned it on for 55 minutes.

Kitteh dieded.
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#35
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Well... that blows.

Sometimes I wash all my money just to have clean bills


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#36
My wallet. I barely noticed. To be honest, it's probably happened since. I am not an observant person.

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#37
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My cousin left their dryer open for a while and their cat jumped in and fell asleep on the clothes. It was asleep when they shut the door and turned it on for 55 minutes.

Kitteh dieded.

#38
Ink pen. Fucked up five pairs of jeans.
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#40
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lighter in pants pocket exploded, was pretty cool

My mom did this. She's lucky so it didn't actually ignite, it just burst, and she needed to wash that load again cause they all smelled like butane.
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