#1
If you haven't seen Will-kun's sig, it reads...

The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

oh btw:
manual blinking activated




Why would you make me think of that.


Might as well add manual breathing to it as well.


And general discussion on this.

Don't you hate it when you have to manually breathe, blink, etc?
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#2
You're now aware your head weighs over 5kg/10 pounds.
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#4
You are lifting up your arms, you are lifting up your head and there in no comfortable place in your mouth to rest your tongue.

Just doing my bit.

EDIT:
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You're now aware your head weighs over 5kg/10 pounds.

Dammit. My other two are still valid at least.
Last edited by King Donkey at Apr 20, 2011,
#5
Me and Jesus have had a staring competition going since the dawn of time, so yeah, no blinking.
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#6
We are all on a shit train to death.
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#7
I HATE YOU ALL!
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#11
This has little to no effect on me. Lol.


In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#12
And it always feels like ther're bugs crawling on me where we have threads about bugs.




LOLS I'M ON YOUR LEG
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#13
What surprises me is how few people are aware of the weight of their jaw.

Also, you are now aware of your clothes resting against your skin.
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#14
No matter where you look, there will always be two ghostly transparent noses on either side of your feild of vision
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#15
Imma go along and assume this is a will-kun's sig worshipping thread. greatest shiz ever.

But,yea. I do this all the time with my friends. We think of new things to annoy eachother with all the time. Now, some of you I regards as 'friends', so ya'll gettin' annoyed.
The corners of your mouth feel dry and rather itchy, don't they?

(oh god, I just noticed this one) Your penis is never quite comfortable in its current position.

oh btw:
manual blinking activated
#16
you realize that you are in a universe in which time and energy are manifested in different parts of the spectrum from solid matter to free energy. this universe exists within a nothing where neither time nor energy seem to exists which makes all physical rules within our universe relative.

what, to far.....? :/
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#17
You're getting a boner. No, don't touch it! Awww, in the kitchen meg?
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#18
These only ever work when I'm hungover, but trust me, when your hungover and somebody says you have to stick-shift breath, it peeves me rayte off.
#19
These don't work on me, you humans are pathetic.
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#20
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You're getting a boner. No, don't touch it! Awww, in the kitchen meg?


I was genuinely already fondling my penis before you said that.
#21
you are the back of the human centipede.

enjoy your lunch!
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#24
Quote by Johnnysd
None of these works on me :p Oh, and what's stick-shift breath?


It's when somebody jabs you in the throat with a large stick, and leaves you gasping for air like an asthmatic runner covered in Goose fat. Or it's just a different way of saying manual. The choice is yours.
#26
Quote by King Donkey
Have any of you guys ever made use of the G, Am, E chord progression?


I guess I just play the "I Lo S T It" progression then...
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#27
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And it always feels like ther're bugs crawling on me where we have threads about bugs.




LOLS I'M ON YOUR LEG

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#28
Because of you sadistic bastards I am now:

- Manually blinking
- Manually breathing
- Aware of how heavy my head is
- Aware of how heavy my arms are
- Aware that my clothes are in contact with my skin
- Struggling to find a comfortable place in my mouth to rest my tongue
- Able to see my nose at the corner of my vision

All at the same time. This is torture!!!


AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH!!!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


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