#1
so i was doing biology work right, i must have found it pretty boring because where i thought i was writing ORGANISM, it turned out i was actually writing ORGASM.

luckily i noticed before i handed it in, but i doubt my teacher would have seen the funny side of it.

so pit, anyone had similar experiences?
*Insert hilarious quote here.*
#2
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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#3
One time in class I mixed up the swedish words for excretion and ejaculation. I was never allowed into that kindergarden again.
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#4
freudian slip methinks.

Where you typing with one hand TS >.>....?
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#5
I wanted to say "wait a sec" but I knew it would take me more than a second so I said "Wait a couple of secs"
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#8
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I wanted to say "wait a sec" but I knew it would take me more than a second so I said "Wait a couple of secs"

What's wrong with that?
People say "two secs" all the time here in Sunny Scotland.
Which now that I think about it, is quite funny...

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#9
In electronics, there is a chip called a Schmitt trigger NOT gate, in my report I accidently missed out the m and ended up writing schitt.

Luckily my teacher has a great sense of humour, when I got the report back, he had circled it in red pen and written LOL beside it!
#11
I have a problem of mixing up there and their when I speak.
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#12
Quote by Grimriffer
I wanted to say "wait a sec" but I knew it would take me more than a second so I said "Wait a couple of secs"


happened to me too.. that was pretty awkward
#13
I once had to write down a formula in class concerning the standard error (= se).
The formula had something to do with a multiplication of the standard error, so i proudly wrote 'se x benefit', and unknowing went back to my seat. It took me a minute of weird looks before I figured out what I wrote was actually "SEX BENEFIT" (my handwriting isn't that tight on a chalk board)....
#14
A girl in my class did the exact same thing! She was reading a text out loud and pronounced organism as orgasm
#15
I was writing an essay on Hippocrates and "The Four Humours" for History class and accidentally wrote the word "Nigg**" 26 times.
#18
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A girl in my class did the exact same thing! She was reading a text out loud and pronounced organism as orgasm
Bet that was freakin' awkward.
#19
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Bet that was freakin' awkward.

Not as awkward as her actually orgasming in class.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
An awful lot of people say orgasm instead of organism. It happened in my biology class in school many times and the majoity of the class didnt even notice
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#21
Someone in my Biology once said Orgasm instead of Organism. But that was because he was stupid as shit and didn't know the difference.
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#22
Was up too late trying to learn a song one night, and the next morning during Earth Sciences, I realized that in my paper on stratum and minerology (or whatever it was...), I was writing "bass line" instead of "base line."
#23
A kid in my school had scoliosis and was getting surgery. He was out for about a month. When he returned, I became over excited and proceeded to shout "Brians back!" which made me seem like an ass.
It was a very poor choice of words.
It was supposed to be said as: brian is back, not Brian's back.
It might be hard to understand.
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#24
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so i was doing biology work right, i must have found it pretty boring because where i thought i was writing ORGANISM, it turned out i was actually writing ORGASM.

luckily i noticed before i handed it in, but i doubt my teacher would have seen the funny side of it.


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#25
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A kid in my school had scoliosis and was getting surgery. He was out for about a month. When he returned, I became over excited and proceeded to shout "Brians back!" which made me seem like an ass.
It was a very poor choice of words.
It was supposed to be said as: brian is back, not Brian's back.
It might be hard to understand.


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#26
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If you find that hard to understand then you're not very bright son.

Nah, I can't explain stuff very well when I type. I just didn't want to confuse anybody.
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