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A 3D erotic comedy has taken the Hong Kong box office by storm, beating the first-day record set by Hollywood blockbuster Avatar.

Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy took HK$2.78m (£219,000) on its first day last week, compared to James Cameron's epic which earned HK$2.63m (£207,000).

The film has now taken HK$17m (£1.34m) in the five days since its release.

Takings have been boosted by an influx of viewers travelling from mainland China where it is not being screened.

Sex and Zen - a remake of a 1991 Hong Kong movie by the same name - tells the story of a sexually frustrated scholar in ancient China who loses himself in the harem of a duke he befriends.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13140810

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#2
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#4
lol. We're obsessed with sex, what can I say?
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#5
Oh... a-my.... god...

I HATE 3D!!!!

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#6
I'd hate to be an usher/clean-up guy in that theater.
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#7
That cumshot has to be a whole other experience.
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#9
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Oh... a-my.... god...

I HATE 3D!!!!




family guy reference?


just read this on wikipedia

"The doctor managed to transplant a horse's penis to replace the scholar's meager one. Armed with his new 20-inch weapon, the scholar goes on a sexual rampage, not caring if he is seducing other men's wives, or is nearly caught in the process."


i HAVE to see this movie.
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family guy reference?


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#12
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I'd hate to be an usher/clean-up guy in that theater.

I hope they get hazard pay.

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family guy reference?

just read this on wikipedia

"The doctor managed to transplant a horse's penis to replace the scholar's meager one. Armed with his new 20-inch weapon, the scholar goes on a sexual rampage, not caring if he is seducing other men's wives, or is nearly caught in the process."

i HAVE to see this movie.

I see they based the movie on my life.
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#13
*penis swings toward camera in cliche "LOOK IT'S 3D WATCH OUT IT WILL HIT YOU" fashion*

SHOOT IT NED! IT'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!
#15
I've never seen anything except real life in 3D.


This movie will be my first.
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