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Today, a teacher from my middle school and her husband, who teaches at a high school one town over, were arrested for soliciting sex to a 17 year old. And also having sex a bunch of times. That part's pretty important too I suppose. Linky. I never had this teacher but apparently she's creepy as hell. Frankly, this thread has no point. However, it's a crazy story. So to ward of the 'cool blog, bro' responses, what insane things have happened at your schools?
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Crazy old people.
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My teacher tried to buy narcotics from a student. The student was wearing a wire. Citywide lulz.
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Got this e-mail from the campus police:

UK Police are investigating a fourth degree assault. At approximately 6:15 p.m. Monday, April 18, UK Police were notified of an incident that occurred in the basement of W.T. Young Library. Since that time UK Police have learned of a similar incident that took place on the same day and location. In both incidents the victims reported that the suspect crawled under the study desk and used an unknown object to puncture their feet.
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I got suspended once for putting 409 in my substitute teachers coffee maker and giving her the shits.
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I went to an all boys school. Two of the group who dressed and acted like girls (there were about 15) were giving each other head in the toilets.....and then the deputy principal walked in! The lulz, there were many. Not sure poor Shanahan ever got over it though
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I had a teacher apparently proposition a student my freshmen year of high school. He got fired that day, but no charges were ever filed. I am 100% serious when I tell you that his name was Richard Head.

I also had a teacher last year who introduced himself as Inigo Montoya, and insisted we call him that for the entire first day of class.
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#10
Kid fapped in class. Wiped on the wall and desk. Still does it. I have no frickin' clue how the teacher doesn't know.
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Kid fapped in class. Wiped on the wall and desk. Still does it. I have no frickin' clue how the teacher doesn't know.


Point it out one day. Just yell out "Ewww what are you doing??"

There are some really weird people in schools
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...I guess my school is far more normal than I ever thought, after reading this thread.
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#13
Why the **** did none of this shit ever happen to me or my friends in high school?
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#14
during my senior year of high school, the former computer teacher at my former middle school was arrested for indecent exposure to a minor, possession of child pornography, possession of illegal narcotics and paraphernalia.

did not surprise me at all. he was a creepy ****er.
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My eighth grade teacher managed to not notice a kid in the back room setting hand lotion on fire on the desk. Seeing as it was in eighth grade, this was about the funniest thing ever.
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This teacher ( a lady teacher) at my school. Got arrested for having sex with the baseball team. And she got caught cuz one of the guys filmed it on his phone. Then the next day got it taken up by a teacher while he was showing people the video.
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Point it out one day. Just yell out "Ewww what are you doing??"

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Not in my class anymore.
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Got this e-mail from the campus police:


that sounds crazy, like urban legend crazy.
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One of my teachers got busted at my high school for trying to have sex with two students. Another one of teachers at my high school got fired for dating/(probably having sex) with a grade 12 student. Apparently her parents knew and were totally cool with it. I'm a skeptical about this. There was also another teacher and student at my high school who later hooked up post high school for a few years. They say that they didn't do anything while they were in school together. I say bullsh*t.
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#21
I went to a Tech/Voke school, and a kid in my class got caught ****ing a cow in the agricultural barn. Funniest thing ever.
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I had two teachers in my school arrested for peadophilia. The art teachers also seemed to have sex with a lot of the sixth formers, I was not one of them
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I went to this high school in Brooklyn. This Teacher said she was planning a columbine style shooting or someshit. The bitch got fired and taken into custody.

http://wishididntknow.com/2011/04/02/brooklyn-high-school-teacher-arrested-after-threatening-columbine-style-shooting-to-%E2%80%9Csettle-scores%E2%80%9D/
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Point it out one day. Just yell out "Ewww what are you doing??"

There are some really weird people in schools


In my history class today, everyone was talking about a fapper that got sent to the office yesterday from he period before me. I know my drummer has that class, so I asked him who it was. He said that nothing happened, it's just rumors. Which was interesting because the teacher was the one that told me.

Anyways, turns out it was my drummer. Drummers, huh? Whatcha gonna do?
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So to ward of the 'cool blog, bro' responses, what insane things have happened at your schools?

A teacher at my old high school who taught me chemistry was given the option to resign or be fired after she turned up to work drunk.

The orchestra director at a nearby rival school was given the same deal after he sent a picture of his wang to some of the girls in his classes, and may or may not have gone further.

EDIT: Oh yeah. Once when I was a junior taking Honors Physics, this chick fainted in my class from a hormone imbalance or something like that. We didn't get anything done for the rest of the class, and when we got out into the hall, there was a certain... odor. Of a certain plant, being burned. Likely for inhalation of the resultant smoke. Are you catching my drift? There was... lots of immature giggling and finger pointing, even by the staff.
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My middle school teacher used to watch child porn all day. When people would walk up to his desk, he would just be like "Woah, how did that pop up".

Also, one of my friends switched a tape they were supposed to watch with a porno. Lols ensured as the teacher walked out of the room for about 5 minutes as the porno played
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where do you think I got the idea?

This was a true case of "the music made me do it".
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There was a substitute teacher who accidentally put a sex tape of her and her husband in instead of the dvd the class was supposed to watch. The actual teacher was already back from his meeting and when it started playing, she ran outside and started crying. He asked the class never to talk about it again haha
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In my history class today, everyone was talking about a fapper that got sent to the office yesterday from he period before me. I know my drummer has that class, so I asked him who it was. He said that nothing happened, it's just rumors. Which was interesting because the teacher was the one that told me.

Anyways, turns out it was my drummer. Drummers, huh? Whatcha gonna do?




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There was also another teacher and student at my high school who later hooked up post high school for a few years. They say that they didn't do anything while they were in school together. I say bullsh*t.

same thing happened at my school only the teacher's older than time itself. But this happened years ago, so the guy has kids. Who have kids. But the teacher keeps having kids and has children younger than his grandchildren.

The guys weird as shit, but he loves his job and knows his stuff. Could be so much worse.
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I went to a Tech/Voke school, and a kid in my class got caught ****ing a cow in the agricultural barn. Funniest thing ever.

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There's one kid in my class that creeps on the freshmen girls. He's done that last year and this year. We're seniors. Actually he's done it every year. He was 18 then and is gonna be 19 soon. He sometimes throws little bitch fits too. But no one does anything because to get out of it he starts almost crying and saying that no one likes him and he has no friends. Last year he sent photos or his dick to a bunch of freshmen. One of their brothers say it and threatened to kick the shit out of him if he ever talked to his sister. He never talked to her again apparently

Oh and because of the bitch fits, no teacher ever says shit to him when he walks down the hallway with a laptop open playing shitty rap.
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Oh yeah! Another less disgusting but funny one was when a couple mates of mine got shiny new phones (this is about 5yrs ago now) and suddenly had the technology to go on phonerotica and (among other things) download phonerotica ring tones. They then came up with the ingenious idea of synchronising the playback of these ringtones....just as our history teacher was about to start the lesson. Just as he opened his mouth a chorus of screams and moans of sexual ecstasy rang out from the back of the classroom, my god it was hilarious

We were 15/16 at the time, ah the memories.
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