I saw a video on YouTube a while back and it's driving me crazy trying to remember the name of the comedian. He looked like biker dude and had a fu-man-chu stache'. All his jokes where based about Metal music and stuff ; a killer bit on Metallica. He was from Texas if i remember? anything...?
Jack Black?

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Brian Posehn?

EDIT: Now that I actually read the first post, I don't think it's him. But give it shot anyway.
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I do hate it though, when I trip and a guy pulls his pants down at the same time and his penis goes inside my mouth.

avatar twins....

one's a thief
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avatar twins....

one's a thief

If I remember correctly I actually had someone make me this avatar, soooo ha
Damn it! These guys are all funny but not the same guy. This dude is bald and his voice is a bit rough, it's gonna drive me nuts!
Is it this guy?

I think everything he does is hilarious.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
haha Jamez. This guy has a bit in his Metallica bit where he is like " I think Metallica covered Whiskey In The Jar just so James could add a "yea-ahhh, dum-a-do-dahhhh" haha.