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#1
Was brushing my teeth, looked down. Stuck in the plug hole is a brownish lump about 1.5 cm across.

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What other fairly horrifying stuff have you guys come across lodged where they definitely shouldn't be in homes, be it yours or someone else's? Things that, for a brief second (or longer for the more cynical of you) lose faith in humanity.
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#8
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someone once entered my room and jizzed all over the place. I was like


and he was like

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#9
Did they wipe?
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someone once entered my room and jizzed all over the place. I was like

Is "room" a euphemism?
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#11
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Is "room" a euphemism?


It rhymes with "womb"!
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#12
i found the body of a dead girl who had been raped pretty violently. i dont know who left it there because i was blacked out at the time
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#13
I guess the truth was right under your nose.

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#14
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Is "room" a euphemism?

no
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i found the body of a dead girl who had been raped pretty violently. i dont know who left it there because i was blacked out at the time

wat?
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#15
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every now and again this red cotton thing shows up in the toilet...tastes human.

#16
A friend chopped his pubes in my bathroom onto a paper towel on the floor but forgot to dispose of them when he was done. Sure enough, I stepped right in them. A chill crept down my spine when I realized what they were.
#17
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']A friend chopped his pubes in my bathroom onto a paper towel on the floor but forgot to dispose of them when he was done. Sure enough, I stepped right in them. A chill crept down my spine when I realized what they were.
And then came the arousal.
#18
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']A friend chopped his pubes in my bathroom onto a paper towel on the floor but forgot to dispose of them when he was done. Sure enough, I stepped right in them. A chill crept down my spine when I realized what they were.

and then you were like

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#20
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i found the body of a dead girl who had been raped pretty violently. i dont know who left it there because i was blacked out at the time

#22
^

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#23
other than my **** being inside a vagina, no
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#24
i once took a dump in the shower... big mistake, took forever to clean up, and now i can't take a shower without thinking that i'm standing where i once pooped. take my advice, and never take a crap in the shower...

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this is the internet, it's not like someone can track me down and tell my mother that I have a sexual attraction torwards her.


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#25
My mate's shitstained geography coursework in some woods where I used to live. Yes, I wiped my arse with my mate's coursework... like a boss.
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#26
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My mate's shitstained geography coursework in some woods where I used to live. Yes, I wiped my arse with my mate's coursework... like a boss.

#27
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i once took a dump in the shower... big mistake, took forever to clean up, and now i can't take a shower without thinking that i'm standing where i once pooped. take my advice, and never take a crap in the shower...


What the actual fuck. Why would you do that? Don't you know it's probably still stuck in your drain? That's the most vile thing I've heard all day.
#28
OP you have a ****ed up family. Seriously that's a scary/sad household. It's not like someone broke in. Took a shit. And left...


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#29
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What the actual fuck. Why would you do that? Don't you know it's probably still stuck in your drain? That's the most vile thing I've heard all day.

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#30
DUDE THAT'S SICK. I'd kill my roommate if she did that (I wanna kill her anyway)

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#31
In my first year of uni i lived in halls and regularly found blood/pubes/sick/other random shit in there... fun times.
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#33
Quote by fatted aphid
i once took a dump in the shower... big mistake, took forever to clean up, and now i can't take a shower without thinking that i'm standing where i once pooped. take my advice, and never take a crap in the shower...


I was in a mental institute once, and the last day there a kid took a shit in the shower. Oh how I loved watching those situations turn from everyone being weirded out into a fist fight.
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Quote by fatted aphid
i once took a dump in the shower... big mistake, took forever to clean up, and now i can't take a shower without thinking that i'm standing where i once pooped. take my advice, and never take a crap in the shower...


#35
I hate when shit like that happens.

once when I was doing some volunteer work (for a stipend >_> me and some chick were picking up trash in an alley in the TLs. there was the usual used needles, condoms, random crap. she then picks up this cup and throws it down in disgust. apparently someone had taken a dump in it and mixed it with mayonnaise. we left it there.
#36
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DUDE THAT'S SICK. I'd kill my roommate if she did that (I wanna kill her anyway)

You have a female roommate?
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#37
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I hate when shit like that happens.

once when I was doing some volunteer work (for a stipend >_> me and some chick were picking up trash in an alley in the TLs. there was the usual used needles, condoms, random crap. she then picks up this cup and throws it down in disgust. apparently someone had taken a dump in it and mixed it with mayonnaise. we left it there.


sounds like some bums were bangin in the alley and one got an anal surprise and pooped it out.
#38
Quote by MakinLattes
I hate when shit like that happens.

once when I was doing some volunteer work (for a stipend >_> me and some chick were picking up trash in an alley in the TLs. there was the usual used needles, condoms, random crap. she then picks up this cup and throws it down in disgust. apparently someone had taken a dump in it and mixed it with mayonnaise. we left it there.




For me, the grossest thing had to be when I went camping up north, and there was only like one washroom stall per camping area. So this old guy goes in, he's in there for about half an hour, and then when he's done, he gets out and rushes off. I go into the stall, and there is shit literally everywhere. It's all over the wall and the roof and the floor, and there's a ton of toilet paper on the walls from him trying to clean up the mess, and the worst smell ever. I just left.

#39
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I found a guy during an after-party at my house passed out upside down in my tub with his ass still lodged in the toilet seat (torn off the toilet) with a turd prairie doging out his ass. So he was lodged in the tub with his ass lodged in the seat and a turd lodged in his butt upside down. FYI the toilet was right beside the tub.

I was doing a remodel on a rental house after the tenants moved out and found a used tampon in one of the kitchen drawers.

Another rental the people used the tub as a litter box. So it was filled to the top with litter, poop and piss.


@ the first one

the other two are just f**ked up
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#40
This thread is class.
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