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#1
"Skynet was now implemented on April 19, 2011 and will begin its attack against humanity on April 21."

Today is the day skynet attacks.

Don't know about you guys but I'm stocking up on canned food



And guns



and porn



You?
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#3
10.20pm in Australia and so far so good, cap'n!

Actually I was alerted to this yesterday by one of the blokes I work with, I was expecting something to happen today but alas, alack.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#4
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Aw man, this better not mean my PVR is going to stop recording episodes of House.

This. I like House.
#8
Aww man i totaly forgot and didn't prepare, if i go raid the supermarket can i come stay with you?
#9
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Aw man, this better not mean my PVR is going to stop recording episodes of House.

You don't get it maaaan, there's not gonna be any more episodes of house!
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#10
Stocking up on anything is useless. We're doomed.

Nice knowing you all.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#12
Quote by Kensai
You don't get it maaaan, there's not gonna be any more episodes of house!


#13
Hmm, it just happened to land on the day before Good Friday this year as well, I'm sure someone can come up with a good conspiracy theory for that 'coincidence.'
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#15
Quote by Kensai
You don't get it maaaan, there's not gonna be any more episodes of house!

Game over, man! Game OVER!
#17
What we need is chaff, and plenty of it! or maybe we can teach them to love?
#19
Quickly, we must send an EMP over the US!
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Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

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#22
The thing here is, we've all watched Terminator 2 and know how to survive judgement day. All the other suckers who didn't, well, they're expendable. At least it'll solve the crowding and over-popularization of the world
Quote by candysars
Thank you Jesusaurus.
#23
Quote by Low_End_Rocker
I take it I missed something.

Parody thread, or legitimate news story?

Legitimate of course. Now grab a rifle and defend yourself!

Quote by this&that
The thing here is, we've all watched Terminator 2 and know how to survive judgement day. All the other suckers who didn't, well, they're expendable. At least it'll solve the crowding and over-popularization of the world

Pretty sure that don't matter when the machines take over.
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#25
Quote by Våd Hamster
I for one welcome our new cybernetic overlords

Everyone, man down! They've already taken Våd! The war has begun!
#26
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
Aw man, this better not mean my PVR is going to stop recording episodes of House.

spoiler alert

it's not going to be lupus.
Sent from my iPad.
#27
Quote by Rufusftw
What we need is chaff, and plenty of it! or maybe we can teach them to love?


If we are talking about robots, chaff and magnets bro. chaff and magnets.


Quote by Low_End_Rocker
I take it I missed something.

Parody thread, or legitimate news story?


Agreed. I just read the wiki article and I'm hoping this is a joke.
PSN - Boosted928
#29
Quote by Våd Hamster
I for one welcome our new cybernetic overlords

Våd must be one of the new models... talk like humans, walk humans, even smell like humans... they're machines on the inside, made to infiltrate human colonies and then... wipe them out.
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#30
It's worse than I feared!
This means that anyone of else could potentially be a sleeper agent!


trust no one
#32
Quote by Baby Joel
It's worse than I feared!
This means that anyone of else could potentially be a sleeper agent!


trust no one


I know how to (kinda) separate robots from people! ask them the square root of -1! Only someone taking algebra 2 or a robot would know that. then to separate those two, ask for a high school or college id! >
PSN - Boosted928
#34
Quote by this&that
HOLD UP.

Wtf are we talking about, why does it say it went SELF AWARE ON APRIL 29TH 1997???

SOURCE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_%28Terminator%29

Wtf is this bullshittery?

My timeline is from the tv-series I think. I dunno, I saw it in a the guardian article.
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#36
tv series.....pshh. Thats not real. I thought this was legit judgement day. I was beginning to worry. TV isnt real. Arnie is.
Quote by candysars
Thank you Jesusaurus.
#37
Quote by Baby Joel

and don't ruin our fun.

And even if we still have just over a week, this is getting us prepared.


1997 BRAH. I didnt know 1997 to 2011 was a week away. You still must be high from yesterday.
Quote by candysars
Thank you Jesusaurus.
#38
## VOTE this&that
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#40
I got my swimming trunks and my flippy floppies...


To the boat!
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
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