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Who's gonna try it?
Last edited by Duffman123 at Apr 21, 2011,
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That's the kettle that my mum and dad used to have.
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That's the kettle that my mum and dad used to have.

I eat those Wheat Bisks for breakfast, lovely stuff.
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It's totally gonna give me the shits isnt it?

From the looks of it I'd advise drinking it while already sitting on the toilet.
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#7
I'm so doing that next time my family's out. I don't want them around, the levels of testosterone might kill my little brother and mum.

That said, he claims it's mainly despite the lack of Tabasco sauce...
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Last edited by Todd Hart at Apr 21, 2011,
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From the looks of it I'd advise drinking it while already sitting on the toilet.


Yeah it looks like it'll exit like an enema .


Manly as **** anyway.
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#9
Looks good, ill have to try it someday.

But lets be honest, real men dont have time for breakfast.

That pussy in the pic has been up since dawn.
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
#10
I don't have the exact ingredients. But I think I'll give it a go.
#11
Im too pussy for this.
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#13
A real man doesn't have time for breakfast because he's busy wrestling a bear so he can use it's freshly severed claw to shave with.
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#14
Wheat breakfast cereal, milk with tea/coffee, sugar and cinnamon are gay.
Why don't you just chew your coffee and drink it up with some hot water like a man instead of doing so much work for an incomprehensible sludgey mix?
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x4

Consuming all of the above is the real way to start the day, especially if you're me.
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#16
I might try it if I go shopping the next time.
Also... IS THAT PUSSY **** USING INSTANT COFFEE?!?! WHAT A ****ING COCKMUNCHER! REAL MEN BUY A BAG OF FRESH ****ING COFFEE BEANS, CRUSH THE **** OUT OF THOSE USING THEIR OWN TEETH AND THEN SPIT IT INTO THE MOTHER****ING MUG!
#19
this is EPIC!

I will try this, but I will replace the milk with chocolate flavored soy milk

Also I already mix coffee, tea, and chocolate. I like it so **** you...
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this is EPIC!

I will try this, but I will replace the milk with chocolate flavored soy milk

Also I already mix coffee, tea, and chocolate. I like it so **** you...


Soy!? Pussy! Real men replace the milk with beef!
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#21
Ok the manliest breakfast is a baby bear sandwich. PERIOD
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#24
You guyz are all just a bunch of Pussy's!

Except the ones who are gonna try it
#25
*reported* that baby pic, can't be bothered quoting it. I hope there's some rule against it. This isn't /b/.

OT: might try it when i have ingredients


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Quote by Todd Hart
Soy!? Pussy! Real men replace the milk with beef!


Real men don't kill cows!

Only **** 'em in the ass!
#28
Only pussys report "gerard xD" so you couldn't handle it

And no real men turn the whole cow into milk
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#29
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agreed mother. I Mean, its not nice to look at whilst im eating, but no need to report :P
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Meh, I usually just buy them off the local shaman, unless I'm in the wilderness, where I rely on raw meat to raise my HP.
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Real men don't kill cows!

Only **** 'em in the ass!


Bullshit! Real men kill bulls using a mace made from the freshly gathered paw of a bear.
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Bullshit! Real men kill bulls using a mace made from the freshly gathered paw of a bear.

Real men turn their saliva into a mace made from freshly ground lion babies stolen right in front of the mother lion!
#32
I have all of the ingredients... That's breakfast tomorrow sorted.
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#33
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Real men turn their saliva into a mace made from freshly ground lion babies stolen right in front of the mother lion!


Real men tank slap annoying UGers who won't shut up about disposing of cows.
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Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Real men turn their saliva into a mace made from freshly ground lion babies stolen right in front of the mother lion!


Don't be such a pussy! Killing lion cubs!? You're pathetic! Come back to me when you've choked a sperm whale to death from the inside.
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#35
while you're at it try lighting an ant on fire with a magnifying glass..... at night......

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#36
Quote by FireFromTheVoid
Only pussys report "gerard xD" so you couldn't handle it

Mature. So what type of person posts dead babies on the internet? Ultimate-Guitar's meant to be SFW and a lot of the users are like 12, no need for that picture.

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agreed mother. I Mean, its not nice to look at whilst im eating, but no need to report :P
See above.


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Real men tank slap annoying UGers who won't shut up about disposing of cows.



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Don't be such a pussy! Killing lion cubs!? You're pathetic! Come back to me when you've choked a sperm whale to death from the inside.

I don't kill them, I grind them and spit them out. Thus bringing them back to life as full adults who devour the **** out of anything in their way.
Also, Real men don't choke whales...they swallow them whole.
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Quote by Gerard_xD
Mature. So what type of person posts dead babies on the internet? Ultimate-Guitar's meant to be SFW and a lot of the users are like 12, no need for that picture.


I don't think it dead. It's one of those harlequin sexy babies that are hilarious!
#39
He wasn't saying to go kill babies and it was just a joke bro don't get all offended
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#40
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I don't think it dead. It's one of those harlequin sexy babies that are hilarious!

But still, eughh.


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