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#1
In real life, of course. I figure The Pit would have some interesting answers to this.

I'll start...


...after a failed job interview.
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#3
When doing voicework for the new Mortal Kombat game.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

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#4
When this thread gets closed.
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When playing any pokemon game and encountering a fisherman with 5 or 6 FUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!!!! I mean the thing is useless and it only gives like 7 exp points each. Yeah eventually that guy can have an army of gyarados but still.
#6
no one yells mortal kombat, they yell ABUKET!

sir, why are you editing your posts?

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#7
When your hard-of-hearing grandpa wants to know what video game you're playing.
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#14
When you're about to have sex with your woman of course. Yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!" At the top of your lungs first. Then when you're about to finish, yell "Finish Him!" and finally, when you're done, you have to yell "Fatality"
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That's not what your mother said.


That's right. You aint the only one working with cows.


DOUBLE MOM JOKE!


#15
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Those times you just happen to find yourself in Outworld.

GAWD I hate that!!!
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#16
When you have diarrhea and try to squeeze out a steamer.

I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.

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#17
when your at the alter and you are asked "Do you take this person...", interrupt with said exclamation.
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#18
Quote by bobafettacheese
when your at the alter and you are asked "Do you take this person...", interrupt with said exclamation.


"You may kiss the bride..."

"GET OVER HEREEEE!!!"
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#21
Quote by Ichikurosaki
Never, it makes you look silly, you should be yelling SHORYUKEN or something
Which i might add should only be yelled while performing a SHORYUKEN


Bollocks.

The real thing to do is to jump into someone's field of vision, shout 'Toasty' and get out of sight.
#22
Quote by AnoKid09
"You may kiss the bride..."

"GET OVER HEREEEE!!!"



"...and then you proceeded to throw a spike at her face?"
"Y-yes officer"
"Scorpion, I'm placing you under arrest for domestic violence"
Quote by SeveralSpecies
That's not what your mother said.


That's right. You aint the only one working with cows.


DOUBLE MOM JOKE!


#23
Quote by mattkendell
"...and then you proceeded to throw a spike at her face?"
"Y-yes officer"
"Scorpion, I'm placing you under arrest for domestic violence"

Exactly.
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#29
When playing a gig and starting the most mosh-worthy song you have.
Some people just wanna watch the world burn. Wanna join me when I take my turn to pour the gas, light the match, see your world flip upside down and drop until it's inside out?
#30
When your teacher asks you for your opinion on something then tells you its wrong.
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#32
Quote by rjdusa
When two men spar in Central Park.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOYjtSumBRo



lol that was amusing
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everytime it thunders i have to be away from a window and outside, i saw a tv show where it showed me a lady getting thundered in the face by watching outside her car window and that scarred me for life i guess
#37
Quote by thewho65
When is it appropriate to yell "That's so Raven!" ? Can someone riddle me that?



When you're playing Tales of Vesparia and the AI Estelle doesn't die immediately in battle... Oh, and anytime Repede has the Raven Overdrive costume on. Thats so Raven.
#40
Quote by chaoticfables
A better question is... when is it NOT appropriate to yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"?

While playing Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi. It was that bad.
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