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#1
how can puppets be so happy when they almost always have an arm jammed up their ass working their mouth, i bet that tastes bad

i bring this up because there is a very angry elmo with a gun pointed to my head
#3
Because I don't think that most puppets are capable of thought and emotion.
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#6
Master of Puppets is pulling the striiiiiiiings!
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#8
They love it.
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#9
Quote by SlipknotRule93
Master of Puppets is pulling the striiiiiiiings!


Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.

#10
My puppet doesn't really mind the hand up the ass. In fact she gets kinda annoyed if I ignore her too much.
#11
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Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams.




Blinded by me you can't see a thing!
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#12
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Blinded by me you can't see a thing!


And nothing else matters.
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#13
Quote by SlipknotRule93
Blinded by me you can't see a thing!

Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream
"I can see that we speak the wrong notes."

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#17
Quote by Todd Hart
And nothing else matters.


NO!


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Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream


Master!
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Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#18
What is this I don't even
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#20
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MASTER!


For whom the bell tolls.
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#22
Quote by -Mantra-
Sweet child o' miiiineeeee!!!


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#25
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Friday?


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#26
End of passion play, crumbling
away
I'm your source of self-
destruction
Veins that pump with fear,
sucking darkest clear
Leading on your deaths
construction
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling
your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing
your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a
thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
Needlework the way, never you
betray
Life of death becoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your breakfast on a mirror
Taste me you will see
More is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling
your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing
your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a
thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
Master, Master, where's the
dreams that I've been after?
Master, Master, you promised
only lies
Laughter, laughter, all I hear or
see is laughter
Laughter, laughter, laughing at
my cries
Fix me!
Solo!
Hell is worth all that, natural
habitat
Just a rhyme without a reason
Neverending maze, Drift on
numbered days
Now your life is out of season
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too
Come crawling faster
Obey your Master
Your life burns faster
Obey your Master
Master
Master of Puppets I'm pulling
your strings
Twisting your mind, smashing
your dreams
Blinded by me, you can't see a
thing
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear
you scream
Master
Master
#30
I read this as "it socks to be a puppet", and came in here to chastise you for making such a terrible pun, but it turns out you didn't say that, and I have no-one to blame but myself.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#31
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#32
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I love waking up to these threads, makes my day.


You're welcome.

Shame no-one else can pull this combo-breaker stuff off with any kind of class, I mean bieber? Really? *tuts*
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#33
what comes after friday? damn. oh yeah its tuesday, i think. oh well, we we we so excited anyways for our severe retardation
#35
Quote by stefanomire
how can puppets be so happy when they almost always have an arm jammed up their ass working their mouth, i bet that tastes bad

i bring this up because there is a very angry elmo with a gun pointed to my head

That's the wrong way to tickle a tickle me Elmo. No wonder he's pissed off.
ಥ_ಥ
#36
Inb4 close!

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#37
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#38
why do you guys always have to **** up my threads? what if that was my plan all along?! mwahahaha
#40
Quote by stefanomire
why do you guys always have to **** up my threads? what if that was my plan all along?! mwahahaha



Lets take this in parts, shall we?


why do you guys always have to **** up my threads?


Because its fun as hell.

what if that was my plan all along?!


You bastard!

mwahahaha


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