Need Kickass Chuck Norris Jokes. They tried 2 make a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but he don't take shit from no one


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google "chuck Norris facts", yes, it is that simple
been there, done that. NOT,NOT... respectively

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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
Yeah, ever hear of Barrens Chat? It's been non-existent since about 2006. As threads like this should be. No more Chuck Norris jokes. You fail, TS.
Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land!

Google "where can i find chuck norris", and press "I'm feeling lucky".
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