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#2
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Break into his liquor.
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#4
Get some sleep. As he aint gunna be quite when he comes back so rest while you can
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#5
Hide glass things/prized possessions and drink so he doesn't get more drunk and doesn't break stuff.

Also, stay calm, shouting won't help anything.

Try and get some rest as if he's making noise and stuff when he gets back you'll be tired
#7
Invite a girl round and indulge in a little bit of sex?
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#8
DUH obviously post a thread on UG.


Oh wait...


How about watch a film? Read a book? What the **** does this have to do with anything?

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#11
Drink all of his alcohol.
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#12
Stage an intervention.
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#13
Call the cops.
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#14
Just stay out of his way when he gets back. Tell your siblings to do the same and your Mum. Don't talk to him, but don't ignore him.
#15
Uhmmm... what is it you're actually asking?

Are you worried that he just got so fed up and never returns?
Don't worry. My grandpa used to drive off in drunken rage or to get drunk, but he always got back in the evening...


... but then again... two of my uncles (don't know if its correct term, but meh) went off to get drunk and never returned, so idk
#16
I would get out of the house, have some drinks, and chill with some friends. Take your mind of things brother.
#17
barricade the door and hope for the best when comes home, arm yourself with kitchen knives and anything that can cause some serious injury when needed. Call the cops when he goes Hulk on your windows and watch out the window with a gun, this only helps if you or he has a gun at home. When faced with extinction every alternative is preferable.

Or he might come home and nothing happened..waaaaaduuuup.
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#18
Go have a drink
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barricade the door and hope for the best when comes home, arm yourself with kitchen knives and anything that can cause some serious injury when needed. Call the cops when he goes Hulk on your windows and watch out the window with a gun, this only helps if you or he has a gun at home. When faced with extinction every alternative is preferable.

Or he might come home and nothing happened..waaaaaduuuup.


WTF

Ever left your basement??


No offense but you sound like the biggest nerd from that post
#22
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WTF

Ever left your basement??


No offense but you sound like the biggest nerd from that post


I actually are leaving my room in 3 weeks and live on my own, and no not in a basement, nothing good either but thats fine for now. And yeah i left my basement before it´s not like my father is Fritzl or something, i would **** him up bad.
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#23
Not enough details in this post. What is the context? Is he angry at someone? Something? Is he just a really hard partier? If its the former, what made him mad? Is he breaking things and being violent? Cause he will prolly get the cops called on him if hes out in public doing that now.
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#24
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WTF

Ever left your basement??


No offense but you sound like the biggest nerd from that post

But, but maybe alcohol turns his dad into zombie apocalypse... literally!
#25
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I actually are leaving my room in 3 weeks and live on my own, and no not in a basement, nothing good either but thats fine for now. And yeah i left my basement before it´s not like my father is Fritzl or something, i would **** him up bad.

I'm pretty sure if your Dad was Mr Fritzl, he'd fuck you up bad. I mean, he built a prison in his basement without anyone knowing. The man's good.

On another note, TS hasn't replied. I think his dad may have come back in a drunken rage, raped TS until his ass was like a windy cave and then had a furiously angry masturbation session and then left again without cleaning up.
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#26
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I'm pretty sure if your Dad was Mr Fritzl, he'd **** you up bad. I mean, he built a prison in his basement without anyone knowing. The man's good.

On another note, TS hasn't replied. I think his dad may have come back in a drunken rage, raped TS until his ass was like a windy cave and then had a furiously angry masturbation session.


Fritzl didnt look like he could win a 1 vs 1 fight no matter how bigga prison he might have build while no one was looking.

^Also if that is what really happened with TS, i would be pretty ****ing digusted.
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#28
Just chill, I'll comfort your mother. /dickheadpost
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#29
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Fritzl didnt look like he could win a 1 vs 1 fight no matter how bigga prison he might have build while no one was looking.

^Also if that is what really happened with TS, i would be pretty ****ing digusted.

But seriously, that whole Fritzl incident is just awful. That poor girl was down there for over 20 years. Most people on UG aren't even 20 yet. That poor girl
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But seriously, that whole Fritzl incident is just awful. That poor girl was down there for over 20 years. Most people on UG aren't even 20 yet. That poor girl


Yeah I was pretty sad when i heard that to be honest and made me really mad too somehow.
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#31
I'd raid his liquor cabinet, hide the liquor, and print out a picture of a trollface in place of said liquor bottles. Bonus points for hiding a video camera and uploading it on youtube if you survive the aftermath.
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#33
He came back after a bit.
Now he's sleeping it off on the sofa
I honestly dunno what to do. He's been getting drunk every night and doing crap for the past few months. He was never like this before......

And as for the call the cops suggestion........
Thats a no go.
He happens to be a cop
Top cop actually......to make matters worse
#34
Rub poo on his things.
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#35
So, your dad is a top cop, has a short temper (at least while drunk) and has an alcohol problem...
Don't worry, he's just turning into a badass.



But seriously, maybe you can talk to him when he sobers up.
#36
**** liquor, smoke weed
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#37
If he wasn't like that before, then there's clearly something wrong. If you can catch him when he's sober, and do it without pissing him off, I'd inquire about why he's doing what he's doing.

If not, then I'd just stay out of his way.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#38
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Stage an intervention.


Now this might be a pretty good idea.

Does he do this sort of stuff often TS?
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