It's saturday here.
How have I not seen this yet?

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

I hate musical parodies tbh. Death metal versions annoy the shit out of me "haha something totally not death metal is now death metal!"


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if you can understand it off the table, it's not death metal

also, the original's better

you have no idea what it means for me to say that
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
is it bad that i didnt get the "friday" thing till i googled it 5 mins ago
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...I mean if indians stood naked in front of me, i couldn't tell if they're hispanic or native american. unless they put on clothes

At first he was like...
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I love you, man. No homo

But then, he was like...
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I love you even more now. Slightly homo