#1
Instead of laying in bed from a few minutes to a few hours trying to fall asleep, why can't humans just fall asleep instantly by thinking about it? Especially after a long day of being awake, some people (like me) still can't fall asleep. It so boring laying there for two hours trying to fall asleep.

And by falling asleep instantly, I mean falling asleep instantly at your command.
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Last edited by Jostry at Apr 23, 2011,
#4
Well one reason might be that "sleep" isn't a single thing. There's different stages of sleep that require your brain and body to prepare and slowly transition through different stages.
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#9
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Because you touch yourself at night. No really, that's why.


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#11
maybe because nature likes to take things slowly?

^ then you'll sleep forever! *winning*
#12
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It can if you pull the plug.

Hey Jostry, kill yourself. It works.


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#14
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You need to hit your face with something harder. Try one of these.



Insta-sleep.


Silly Crunch, killing myself would not make me fall asleep. It would kill me. It seems you are confused.
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#15
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It can if you pull the plug.


Doesn't work for laptops.
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#16
You obviously aren't drunk enough.

EDIT: ^It does if you rip out the battery
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#17
I would think that falling asleep instantly might kill more people than you think.

Imagine driving for six hours and the minute you get tired at the wheel, you instantly fall asleep.

It would be good for population reduction, though. So I guess i'm for it in general.
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#20
Because you arent taking enough Vicoden,Benadryl and Nyquil when you wanna sleep.
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#21
Many other mammals sleep for short, sporadic periods. Some dolphins sleep for mere seconds at a time, hundreds of times a day.

We can do that if we wanted, but we just don't. We never get to that point of exhaustion.
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#24
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It would be good for population reduction, though. So I guess i'm for it in general.

So is cancer. And AIDs. And genocide. Are you for those too?
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#25
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It can if you pull the plug.

human equivalent of that will be taking pills.
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Doesn't work for laptops.

this does the trick
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#26
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Doesn't work for laptops.


It works if your battery supply isn't hooked up to the laptop and it's being fed by the charger itself.
#27
You just aren't taking the right amount/combination of first-generation antihistamines and opioids. Also, Horse Tranquilizers and Alcohol.

Also, Stimulants.

That is why.

#28
speak for yourself, n00b!
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#29
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I don't get the reference. My battery is broken though.

I just happen to have this friend who has the exact same problem. You try to move his laptop around, it will reboot.
Sorry bout the lame quote, tho (I really should get some sleep)
#30
My dad can. I'm totally serious. If he needs to take a 20 minute nap, he an fall asleep in a matter of seconds, no matter where he's at. It could be a quiet room or a Slipknot concert. If he gets sick, he just goes to sleep for as long as 30 hours straight until he feels better.

It is truly a gift that rivals even the best of evolutionary mutations.
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#31
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My dad can. I'm totally serious. If he needs to take a 20 minute nap, he an fall asleep in a matter of seconds. If he gets sick, he just goes to sleep for as long as 30 hours straight until he feels better.

It is truly a gift that rivals even the best of evolutionary mutations.


that's pretty cool.

I need a good 3 or 4 hour laying down on my bed, sometimes 'whacking it' furiously out of frustration.
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#32
TS needs to be introduced to a little something called alcohol and see if enough of that will knock his ass out


I'm trying the opposite...completely hammered trying to stay up for 4 hours till i gotta work....prolly won't happem...
#33
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My dad can. I'm totally serious. If he needs to take a 20 minute nap, he an fall asleep in a matter of seconds, no matter where he's at. It could be a quiet room or a Slipknot concert. If he gets sick, he just goes to sleep for as long as 30 hours straight until he feels better.

It is truly a gift that rivals even the best of evolutionary mutations.

I can do that I wish I could control when I wake up though.
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#36
Because even if we did it would take our brain a couple picoseconds to even allow us to realize we were asleep. Ass play.
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#38
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I dunno. The ability to sweat magic would be pretty sweet.

It would probably still be salty, sir.
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