#1
In an internet article about dating I've just read something about shit-tests.
So what the **** is a shit test and has it something to do with coprophagia?
#2
I'm guessing it's a test where they check for certain stuff in your fecal matter.
#3
Should've kept reading the article, sonny.
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#5
step 1: go sit against the wall with your butt facing upwards
step 2: see how high you can take a sh**
step 3: ????
step 4: PROFIT!
#6
Quote by vagelier
I'm guessing it's a test where they check for certain stuff in your fecal matter.


during the date?
#7
Quote by TimTheWizard
step 1: go sit against the wall with your butt facing upwards
step 2: see how high you can take a sh**
step 3: ????
step 4: PROFIT!
That would be one awkward date.
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#8
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during the date?

Most likely yes. Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.
#10
Quote by vagelier
Most likely yes. Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.

*in the restaurant*
Female: So, do you have worms?
Man: No! Honest!
*man brings out a bag of shit*
Female: Is that the starter?
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who pays five hundred fucking dollars for a burger
#11
Quote by vagelier
Most likely yes. Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


This is just begging to be sigged.
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Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.
#12
I'd make sure to eat four ears of corn and a twelve pack of Guiness the night before the test. Just for giggles.
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#13
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This is just begging to be sigged.

zing!

EDIT: aww, dude.. can two people have the same quote in their sig or is there some unwritten rule that says it's kinda lame?
Last edited by TimTheWizard at Apr 23, 2011,
#15
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coprophagia?

It's coprophilia.



Coprophagia is eating poo, coprophilia is sexing poo.
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#17
Quote by PapaSchumpf
In an internet article about dating I've just read something about shit-tests.
So what the **** is a shit test and has it something to do with coprophagia?


I'm fairly certain eating your shit will offer no benefits whatsoever.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#18
Quote by TimTheWizard
zing!

EDIT: aww, dude.. can two people have the same quote in their sig or is there some unwritten rule that says it's kinda lame?


You're not taking my sig.
Quote by vagelier
Nothing is more arousing for girls than a man who claims that he doesn't have worms - and can prove it with conclusive evidence.


Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy
Red and yellow then came to be
Reaching out to me.
Lets me see.