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I took the bottle of spray bleach and pointed it at the bathtub and pumped a bunch of times but nothing came out...so I bring the bottle to my face for some closer inspection, it turns out that the nozzle is set to off, so I switch it to on, but the pressure had built up from the pumping and a spray of bleach came out right in my eyes.

But really my eyesight was inhumanly good so this just levels the playing field.

Tell me about a time when you sprayed bleach in your face.
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I took the bottle of spray bleach and pointed it at the bathtub and pumped a bunch of times but nothing came out...so I bring the bottle to my face for some closer inspection, it turns out that the nozzle is set to off, so I switch it to on, but the pressure had built up from the pumping and a spray of bleach came out right in my eyes.

But really my eyesight was inhumanly good so this just levels the playing field.

Tell me about a time when you sprayed bleach in your face.


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#3
Umm... You should flush your eyes thoroughly with water. If you notice discomfort or pain after that you should call poison control

You can permanently damage your eyesight with this kinda thing. So you might wanna get that checked out.

OT: I've never sprayed myself in the face with bleach.
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#5
go flush your eyes out, quickly.


for like 15 minutes.
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#7
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#8
Not bleach, but this one time I accidentally sprayed hairspray into my eyes just before a gig. I didn't have time to get it checked by a doctor, so I borrowed a pair of glasses to hide my red swollen eyes. Unfortunately the glasses were too big for me, so I had to swing my head back sometimes and pull some grimaces to keep them from falling off

All in all it was quite a fun gig, you can even watch it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJH6clqfUI
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go flush your eyes out, quickly.


for like 15 minutes.

this, do it now.
#11
i got my friend to spray me directly in the eye with that listerine pocket spray shit one time... burnt puuuurdy good... but it was also quite refreshing
#13
I sprayed perfume in my eyes when I was like 5 years old or something, I told my parents my little sister did it. I still feel guilty now :P
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#16
I was eating a jar of chilli peppers at school and got some juice in my eye - when I'd washed it I still had some on my hand and got it in my eye again
#18
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Well this one time at band camp...

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or did i take that in the wrong direction?


also, TS you've reached a whole new level of stupid this time. Not just the spraying bleach in your eye, but also the telling the Pit before you sought medical help
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#19
I was at a school dance. There were glowsticks. Some f*ck cracked it in my eye.

That felt wonderful. I didn't even get superpowers or anything.
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#20
Wait!!!! If OP is blind then how is he reading this site to type a thread?
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also, TS you've reached a whole new level of stupid this time. Not just the spraying bleach in your eye, but also the telling the Pit before you sought medical help


Ya TS is an idiot
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Wait!!!! If OP is blind then how is he reading this site to type a thread?


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#24
TS if you can still read this, call 911 or your doctor. If you want to keep your eyesight, that is.
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#28
we made a bomb in a mountain dew bottle. being impatient my friends figured since it had fallen over it probably just needed to be picked up in order to explode. of course this makes absolutely no sense. but i guess they figured the pressure couldn't build in the bottle unless it was upright. so my friend volunteers to go pick it up.

guess what happened?

he can see fine now. but he was running around going "i'm blind! i'm blind!" and had gauze over his eyes for awhile with sunglasses on over them. haha.
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we made a bomb in a mountain dew bottle. being impatient my friends figured since it had fallen over it probably just needed to be picked up in order to explode. of course this makes absolutely no sense. but i guess they figured the pressure couldn't build in the bottle unless it was upright. so my friend volunteers to go pick it up.

guess what happened?

he can see fine now. but he was running around going "i'm blind! i'm blind!" and had gauze over his eyes for awhile with sunglasses on over them. haha.


Nice, good story, reminds me of the story my friends dad told us about a time when his friend was about to throw a firecracker but dropped it in his rubber boot....blew of his foot or something


To everyone saying go to the doctor: I rinsed my eyes out and feel fine now, i'll just walk it off
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#30
I was hitting on this girl at a bar and her friend came up and threw a beer in my face. The overall pressure of the beer hitting my eye hurt like hell and I couldnt see clear for a hot sec. Flushing it out with water helped. Flush your eye out with water ASAP. I heard bleach is worse for your eyes than beer.
#31
I had daves megadeath sauce in my eye that just sucked. It some how got on a pen and I rubbed my eye in the middle of english class i had to have some one walk me to the bathroom because i couldn't see
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#34
TS, haven't you learnt from all those cartoons?


(Whenever the hose/gun/whatever isnt working they bring it up to their eye to see whats wrong, and then it suddenly works)

Seriously, that sounds straight out of a cartoon
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Wait!!!! If OP is blind then how is he reading this site to type a thread?

Flawless logic FTW!!!

Also, way to go TS. Haven't cartoons taught you to never point the nozzle toward your face? Seriously, get that shit checked.
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#37
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I was hitting on this girl at a bar and her friend came up and threw a beer in my face. The overall pressure of the beer hitting my eye hurt like hell and I couldnt see clear for a hot sec. Flushing it out with water helped. Flush your eye out with water ASAP. I heard bleach is worse for your eyes than beer.

This, bleach is gonna be a hell of a lot more of a problem than beer >.>
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I took the bottle of spray bleach and pointed it at the bathtub and pumped a bunch of times but nothing came out...so I bring the bottle to my face for some closer inspection, it turns out that the nozzle is set to off, so I switch it to on, but the pressure had built up from the pumping and a spray of bleach came out right in my eyes.

I don't know if you guys see this, but isn't the "bottle of spray bleach" just another term for his penis?
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#39
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I don't know if you guys see this, but isn't the "bottle of spray bleach" just another term for his penis?


considering he clearly doesnt know how to use it, very likely.
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I don't know if you guys see this, but isn't the "bottle of spray bleach" just another term for his penis?


Ok, we have a new winner

Sorry Alucard817
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