#1
When youre trying to cook some eggs and theres what very closely resembles cum in your eggs?

anyone know what im talking about?
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cooking tip: dont cum in yer eggs



No, TS, can't say I do.
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#9
I just ate eggs like 25 minutes ago...
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#12
I like eggs, but you making me look for semen in them is making me feel kinda sick now.
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#14
Don't you hate that bacon will never be a vegetable?
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#15
Wow, I never thought I could enjoy eggs anymore than I did before! Now I can! Thanks TS!
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Don't you hate that bacon will never be a vegetable?


fuck no.

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Wow, I never thought I could enjoy eggs anymore than I did before! Now I can! Thanks TS!


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Wow, I never thought I could enjoy eggs anymore than I did before! Now I can! Thanks TS!

I've never understood the obsession with bacon its real good on certain things but i rarely want just bacon
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I've never understood the obsession with bacon its real good on certain things but i rarely want just bacon


I don't know if you quoted the wrong thing but what you quoted had little relevance to your reply.
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I don't know if you quoted the wrong thing but what you quoted had little relevance to your reply.


i definately quoted the wrong person, it made me looka lika crazy person
#25
I alway thought of that white thing in eggs as an umbilical-chord-type-of-thing that was a natural part of an egg, but...

...well, thank you soooooo ****ing much, TS
#26
Dude...that's like the best part of the eggs. Slurp that shit up yo
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#33
This sounds eerily familiar.

I remember somebody on UG saying that they once used their cum as the oil/crisco shit while cooking eggs for their wife or somebody.

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I was just going to make a thread about cum CUMMING out of my eggs benedict.
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