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Im obviously not advocating abuse. you cant hit women, that dog wont hunt monsignor. but you can certainly shake your fist at them.

like I was out drinking with my buddy the other night, and for whatever reason, he carried me back from the bar. The house isnt too far from the bar. maybe 2 miles.

so we get back to the house and im like "oops i forgot my glasses"
so hes like "ok lets go get em" and he carries me back.
we get like half way there and im like "oops theyre on my head"
so he goes "goddamnit, im gonna **** you so hard when we get back. like you seriously wont walk right for a week......well damn, thats hardly a threat is it? thats like a reward. well let it be noted that you have irritated me."

so anyways I was wondering pit, whats your go to threat for friends/girlfriends?
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#2
I will murder you.

Then I murder them.
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#3
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I will murder you.

Then I murder them.

That's creepy...

OT: I'm gonna hit you so fast that you don't even feel it.
#6
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I will murder you.

Then I murder them.

I like you.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#8
I treat them like guitars. Keep em neat and clean and make them squeal.
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#9
...the f*ck?
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#12
I consume ulti-pillow

Yet there are no swine withheld endearingly, let it be known!
#14
Uh, your story never happened. Don't try to lie to us
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#16
someone make a 'So, I just threatened to rape some bitch' mirror and I will worship you
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#18
I remove my pants and stare her down. Then I take a few steps back. Just so she knows that I have the power to take it away.
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#19
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OT: I'm gonna hit you so fast that you don't even feel it.

haha thats awesome Im going to start using that.
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#20
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I treat them like they want to be treated.


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#21
Quote by Jack Off Jill
I remove my pants and stare her down. Then I take a few steps back. Just so she knows that I have the power to take it away.


only one that made me laugh.
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#22
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
only one that made me laugh.

It's funnier when you realize it's actually true. One time I went a whole month without having sex with her because she started thinking she could use sex as a weapon. You know, deprive me for doing something she didn't like. So just to let her know that I can deprive her, too... AND go longer... I wouldn't put out for a month. You gotta keep them on their toes when they try to remove the equality.
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It's funnier when you realize it's actually true. One time I went a whole month without having sex with her because she started thinking she could use sex as a weapon. You know, deprive me for doing something she didn't like. So just to let her know that I can deprive her, too... AND go longer... I wouldn't put out for a month. You gotta keep them on their toes when they try to remove the equality.

this completed by creepy déjà vu morning.
#24
what just happened
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#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
It's funnier when you realize it's actually true. One time I went a whole month without having sex with her because she started thinking she could use sex as a weapon. You know, deprive me for doing something she didn't like. So just to let her know that I can deprive her, too... AND go longer... I wouldn't put out for a month. You gotta keep them on their toes when they try to remove the equality.


I don't think I could, I don't want equity or more than that, I just want poon.
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#26
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I don't think I could, I don't want equity or more than that, I just want poon.

It's better when you know that you've earned it. And that she wants you to have it.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#27
Quote by Jack Off Jill
It's better when you know that you've earned it. And that she wants you to have it.


ohshi the stuff I don't know, tip of the hat.

I thought initially getting it was the game done and dusted and won, what you did was like overtime or something.

If I ever get in the shit, I'm trying that play to see how it goes.
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#28
are these supposed to by sexual idle threats, or just idle threats?

this is important, mind you.
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#29
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are these supposed to by sexual idle threats, or just idle threats?

this is important, mind you.


if you hesitate to post than you aren't an alpha, so gtfo.
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#30
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
ohshi the stuff I don't know, tip of the hat.

I thought initially getting it was the game done and dusted and won, what you did was like overtime or something.

If I ever get in the shit, I'm trying that play to see how it goes.


shit isn't censored
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#31
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shit isn't censored


Oh cool, I'll save UG some ink next time I post.

>_>

<_<
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#32
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
if you hesitate to post than you aren't an alpha, so gtfo.

true alpha males choose their threats wisely.
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#33
Quote by Highway60Bob
true alpha males choose their threats wisely.


regardless of choices, an alpha ALWAYS chooses wisely.
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#34
TS you left out the most important part.

Did he f*ck you or not?
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#35
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regardless of choices, an alpha ALWAYS chooses wisely.

ಠ_ಠ

In actuality, there really isn't a choice. A true alpha is from birth already intrinsically instilled with the best solution to every possible problem.
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We're just trying to help man, cause it doesn't seem like you can get any pizza.
#36
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
Oh cool, I'll save UG some ink next time I post.

>_>

<_<


cool thanks bro
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#38
Quote by Highway60Bob
ಠ_ಠ

In actuality, there really isn't a choice. A true alpha is from birth already intrinsically instilled with the best solution to every possible problem.


If by 'best' you mean 'most personally advantageous' then you are correct sir.
#39
Quote by Highway60Bob
ಠ_ಠ

In actuality, there really isn't a choice. A true alpha is from birth already intrinsically instilled with the best solution to every possible problem.

im guessing you realized how ridiculous this statement is about a quarter second after you posted it as alphas don't spout bs unless its for the lulz.
#40
a)donkey punch
b) boot to the temple
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