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So, outside in the garden, smoking up, when something flies into my face. Instinctively I swat it away and it lands on the ground, whereupon I immediately splatter it all over my patio with my size 11s.
On closer examination, turns out its a Maybug, one of the only remaining European members of the Scarab family, and quite rare in the UK due to pesticides.

Feeling quite guilty at the mo'. Any advice pit?

What is this that stands before me?

Figure in black that points at me...


FUCKETH THINE SELF
Last edited by Argonaut at Apr 24, 2011,
#2
The simpsons did it.
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#3
eat it and it will forever live vicariously through you


do it
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#5
I had a similar moment last week. It fukin eats away at my conscious(srs).
#8
Well, it was buging you...
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#9
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eat it and it will forever live vicariously through you


do it


Tempting but no.

Felt so guilty I almost thought about burying it.
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Figure in black that points at me...


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#12
Not the sacred Scarabs! You must sacrifice yourself immediately to Gheyknoslka, or you will be damned with the ancient Egyptian curse!
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#16
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Tempting but no.

Felt so guilty I almost thought about burying it.


then the only remaining option is to sacrifice the next one you see aswell
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Quote by Argonaut
Tempting but no.

Felt so guilty I almost thought about burying it.

A friend and I killed a bird one day by complete accident. It was a baby blue jay. We buried it in the back yard, made a cross for the grave and everything.


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#19
When it comes to bugs, the definition of "rare" is always a bit stretched, dear chap. So...no, don't feel guilty at all, dammit!
#20
Lol, cockchafer.

One of those things flies into your face and you just swat it away? Damn. I'd be like .

OT, though, I wouldn't worry 'bout it. Although if the European SPCA come looking for you, this thread would be pretty incriminating...
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#24
What? You really did that? Well I think that's one of the effects of taking the substances you do.
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#25
Okay well first you have to lure the final Banshee into the tunnel and ALL the way to the end and through the final barricade. Then, lure it towards the opening where you will head through to the outdoors. There will be an auto-save anf you have to act quickly! Steal the banshee as the auto-save is happening and you will be able to keep it and fly through to the outside area. Then head towards the skyscrapers and you can't miss it.
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#27
Don't clean it up, leave it there. So the other maybugs know not to **** with you...
#28
Dont worry about it, ive killed a couple too, they were trying to ruin my food.
There rare because they're stupid.
#29
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Don't clean it up, leave it there. So the other maybugs know not to **** with you...

If only that would actually work in the insect world
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#30
Kill the rest of them so they aren't rare any more, they're extinct. Then killing just one wouldn't even be that bad by comparison.
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Kill the rest of them so they aren't rare any more, they're extinct. Then killing just one wouldn't even be that bad by comparison.


you're asking him to operate a cockchafer genocide
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#34
Burry it before the police find you.


Simpsons did it
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#35
I think you did it a service considering it was blind
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#36
Dude that bug assaulted you! You had to defend your self some how. It's fault is its own... He put himself on the line and payed...
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#38
One time I shot an Eastern Goldfinch, which is the state bird of New Jersey...

Which is a problem cuz i live in New Jersey


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#40
Write a song about it and convey your feeling of guilt into heartfelt, touching lyrics. The song tops the charts. You donate the proceeds. Problem solved. Call it a day.
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