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Ok so I'm a black guy and today I was talking with a few tourists from somewhere in North America, not sure if Canadian or American since the accent is pretty much the same but anyway you get the idea. So anyway one of them jokingly said '' you think you're tough, chump'' And so I jokingly said ''Did you just call me a chimp, you racist?'' And I am a big guy so I can be intimidating. I pushed him and made a face that looked like I was going to hurt him. So then he immediately apologized and became very nervous and his voice started squeaking. And then he gave me some money(wtf?) and then he left as soon as he could. Why do people get so offended, I was just joking.

Is this something that is exclusive to Americans(it seems this way) or was I just talking to a few rare loser nerds?
#2
Cos he probably thought you were being serious and gonna kick the shit out of him..?
"I pushed him and made a face that looked like I was going to hurt him" I think this has something to do with it.
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#4
hahaahaahahaahaahaahahahahhahaahaahah

yeah this happens to me all the time. except i'm the scared asian giving money to the big scary man
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#5
Quote by Trowzaa
Cos he probably thought you were being serious and gonna kick the shit out of him..?
"I pushed him and made a face that looked like I was going to hurt him" I think this has something to do with it.


Maybe but I think not this is how I joke
#6
I don't think being called a racist is what made him react the way he did. It was most likely the fact that you pushed him and made it seem like you were going to hurt him. I imagine he had no idea you were kidding and so in response he gave you his money and fled in fear.
#11
Quote by Eric_Fail
Maybe but I think not this is how I joke



Wtf does this mean?


Edit: Also, you're an idiot and an asshole and shit like that sets race relations back.
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#12
Quote by wizards?
Because racism is viewed in our society as a negative trait?


He clearly did not do anything racist to me. Even if he did call me a chimp who fukin cares? Its not like hes making me his slave. He didn't have anything to apologize for and he still did, like a baby almost. I thought it was a bit pathetic that he gave me money.
#14
Quote by Eric_Fail
Maybe but I think not this is how I joke


Yeah but I think so.
How was he to know you were joking?
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#15
Quote by captaincrunk
Maybe he figured you were both a bully AND an idiot, and figured it was best to leave the scene before you vomited more stupid on him.


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#16
Quote by Eric_Fail
He clearly did not do anything racist to me. Even if he did call me a chimp who fukin cares? Its not like hes making me his slave. He didn't have anything to apologize for and he still did, like a baby almost. I thought it was a bit pathetic that he gave me money.

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#17
I really just don't understand what the huge deal is about race. Everybody gets so pissed off or offended and I think it's just ridiculous.

I just don't get it
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#18
TL;DR, ts is a black guy who robbed a tourist
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#19
Who the ****s gives money when they apologize

BTW this happened to me too on a cruise chip,joking with some fellow Gringos ( ) and jokingly called them racist (I'm Hispanic) they immediately went from laughing to apologizing and shit
#20
Quote by parigod
TL;DR, ts is a black guy who robbed a tourist


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#21
lol @ beta American white boys in this thread. You pathetic losers would probably apologize if you walked in on your future wife getting plowed by a black guy.

It's too bad the guy you confronted was a complete and total pussy and didn't knock you the fuck out when you made threatening gestures towards him, TS.
#22
Quote by catalan123
I don't think being called a racist is what made him react the way he did. It was most likely the fact that you pushed him and made it seem like you were going to hurt him. I imagine he had no idea you were kidding and so in response he gave you his money and fled in fear.


I was clearly joking, it was just a bit of fun maybe they do it differently in America but here we like to mess around a bit.


Quote by captaincrunk
Maybe he figured you were both a bully AND an idiot, and figured it was best to leave the scene before you vomited more stupid on him.

whats your problem?
#24
Quote by VillainousLatin
Who the ****s gives money when they apologize

BTW this happened to me too on a cruise chip,joking with some fellow Gringos ( ) and jokingly called them racist (I'm Hispanic) they immediately went from laughing to apologizing and shit


Exactly this is what I'm talking about. We were having a good conversation and then boom he becomes scared for his life.
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Because 'racist' no longer means a bigot, now the word 'racist' means anyone who doesn't respect black people just because they are black. Don't worry about it. I'm white, and I don't treat some people better for the color of their skin, and some call me racist. Yes, you were talking to losers, but they are quite common here in America.
#26
Quote by Chimara
They aren't, lol.

They really are to white Americans. Seriously man. It's hard to believe, but they literally cower in fear if a black guy makes an angry face towards them. Then they proceed to go home and jack off to interracial porn, and subsequently go on 4chan and make racist posts about "niggers".
#27
small white guys are scared of big black guys, derp

i cant believe he gave you money though, that whole situation is actually hilarious

i think you should've fvcked around with him more to be honest!
#29
The hell did you push him for? That's a violation of privacy.


OP: "I met a stranger and pushed him, then made it look intimidating. Why did he get scared?"
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#31
Quote by Eric_Fail
Exactly this is what I'm talking about. We were having a good conversation and then boom he becomes scared for his life.

I'm American, and I do it. The thing is, I do it with my friends. You're lucky. The tourist could've been a crazy mother****er and knocked you're ass out.

I REPEAT, DO NOT DO THIS TO STRANGERS.
#32
Being a racist isn't cool. Neither is bullying some tourist.
#33
Quote by Metallica1554
The hell did you push him for? That's a violation of privacy.


OP: "I met a stranger and pushed him, then made it look intimidating. Why did he get scared?"

He's a bonafide retard. It's like a theme in every post he makes.
#34
Quote by piratemetalhead
small white guys are scared of big black guys, derp

i cant believe he gave you money though, that whole situation is actually hilarious

i think you should've fvcked around with him more to be honest!


haha I would've if he didn't run away so fast..

Quote by Metallica1554
The hell did you push him for? That's a violation of privacy.


OP: "I met a stranger and pushed him, then made it look intimidating. Why did he get scared?"


It was one push not like I pulled a gun on him.
#36
Quote by captaincrunk
He's a bonafide retard. It's like a theme in every post he makes.


wtf?
#38
Quote by crazywatermelon
Some are, some aren't.

That goes for everyone, but I understand you. Every time I hear someone's been jumped or robbed, it's always a black guy. Sucks though because even though I'm not black people think I am are intimidated and shit. Happens everywhere.

EDIT: By everyone I mean everyone of all ethnicities.
#39
Quote by Alex Vik
TS what the **** is wrong with you?


Seriously? How am I in the wrong here? It is his fault for being so afraid at the thought of me calling him a racist, as a joke I might add that he gives me money.
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Oh, and btw TS congratulations on making this guy an actual racist. No doubt he'll be prejudiced now.
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