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#1
Searchbarred, found nothing and I really think we should start this.

Basically, my first uni year is coming to a close and even though it was a fun experience, I feel like it could have been better. Therefore, I want to make a list together with you guys to give new uni goers an idea, or ideas, of things to do or expect at uni as well as to give current uni goers some ideas on what to do for their next year.

I thought I would add 10 things I've done at uni and have you guys add more things to the list, and hopefully add up to 50, 75, maybe even 100 things to do at uni. Some should be simple enough, funny, ridiculous, etc, others can be more serious or even slightly more difficult to achieve. Who knows, maybe we can share some funny stories about our time at uni. After all, uni is all about new experiences, right?

So here we go, we could keep this going and hopefully be newly inspired for the next semester.

I'll start.

1. Chunder inside and outside of a pub in one night.

2. Spend less than 10 pounds, 10 dollars, 10 euros at a pub.

3. Challenge every one you know to a game of pool (optional: and lose every single time)

4. Dye a stripe of a different colour in your hair.

5. Sleep in a lecture.

6. Flirt with a lecturer.

7. Have girls put make up on you (no homo).

8. Wear a girl's pants.

9. Watch a video of a dog masturbating on loop during a lecture without laughing.

10. Sleep with someone who works at your uni.

Added:

11. Study

12. Do Homework

13. Have a threesome.

14. Learn.

15. Hand in essays.

16. Get drunk, hit on chicks and puke. (Regular night out)

17. Have a row of guys cheer on a buddy who has had a one night stand (alternatively, do it to emmbarass the girl).

18. Make the fire alarm go off on campus at 4 am (and become the most hated person on earth).

19. Streak.

20. Have sex in public.

21. Have sex with someone you don't like.

22. Pass exam after not attending lectures for 2 weeks. (Not recommended after
freshman year)

23. Pull an all nighter, but end up sleeping and waking up late for lectures.

24. Make a duct tape net across the hallway in a dorm so it's not possible for people to get through without the hassle of a lot of tape sticking to you.

25. Sell weed from your room when your room is 420.

26. Watch people get in trouble.

27. Yell at people from a/your window.

28. Get involved in (or watch) riots.

29. Live off of 7/11 or your local (pakistani) store.

30. Vandalize elevators.

31. Go to lectures drunk/high.

32. Wear a moustache. Fake or real, does not matter.

33. Cockblock someone if acceptable.

34. Try weed if you haven't before. If you have done it before, smoke some.

35. Pee in a sink.

36. Make kick ass new friends.

37. Bumming. In whatever sense you want it to be.

38. Knowingly skip your class and go to a different class. Halfway through the lecture, announce this isn't your class and leave.

39. Use a typewriter instead of a laptop to take notes.

40. Have a drink for every time a lecture says a particular word. See page 5 for details.

41. Play with your band in the centre of uni until you get kicked out.

42. Have a night of combos. See page 4 for details.

43. Spend 48 hours not sober.

44. Wear a suit all day. If someone asks you why you're dressed up, respond "It's Tuesday" or whatever day of the week it is.

45. Remove the part of a friend's bed supporting the mattress (usually just a wooden board) and replace the mattress on top of the frame without the board under it. Laugh when they try to get on it and can't figure out why it's collapsed.
Escort them out of the room while a friend replaces the board, never tell them why it collapsed.

46. Hit golf balls at roommates door all night.

47. Furnish apartment with tables/chairs removed from Tim Horton's/Starbucks/Coffee place.

48. Have sexual relations with someone of a different race.

49. Unknowingly skip a class that has been cancelled.


Come on guys, let's make this awesome!!


I'll add more things to the list as people add ideas.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Apr 26, 2011,
#2
Two chicks at the same time, Ts.

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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#3
inb4 sex and drugs
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#4
Apparently not.
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You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#6
Study?
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#9
12. Hand in essays.
Say goodnight to the world...
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#10
I always thought it was weird when I started using this forum to find out Europeans always refer to it as "University."

But anyways, I'll be happy to contribute to this thread in the Fall if it's still active. That's when I start going to Texas State. Can't contribute now.
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Two chicks at the same time, Ts.

*Chigurh*
I don't know why you post that stupid picture all the time
#14
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Two chicks at the same time, Ts.





What does Anton have to do with anything? That makes your statement seems so violent haha.
#15
Grow a mustache so you look like a used car salesman from the 70s.
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#17
Quote by The Madcap
I always thought it was weird when I started using this forum to find out Europeans always refer to it as "University."

But anyways, I'll be happy to contribute to this thread in the Fall if it's still active. That's when I start going to Texas State. Can't contribute now.I don't know why you post that stupid picture all the time

Aren't you cool.

reported for flaming, by the way.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#18
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Grow a mustache so you look like a used car salesman from the 70s.
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I'm starting to think you and Zoot Allures are the same person.
#19
EDIT: ^^what the fuck man


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What does Anton have to do with anything? That makes your statement seems so violent haha.


i think because his face just looks like "HORY SHET"
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#21
Quote by ripple07
Aren't you cool.

reported for flaming, by the way.

Either my sarcasm detector is broken, or you're really sensitive.

He didn't call you stupid, he called the pic stupid
#22
Quote by darkcheef
Either my sarcasm detector is broken, or you're really sensitive.

He didn't call you stupid, he called the pic stupid

Maybe your good post machine is broken. Because that was a bad post.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#23
get drunk and puke your guts out while hitting on a chick
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reported for flaming, by the way.





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Canadians refer to it as university always too
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#27
Quote by ripple07
Maybe your good post machine is broken. Because that was a bad post.


I totally read that in GLaDOS' voice
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#28
Quote by JimmyBanks6
get drunk and puke your guts out while hitting on a chick


I think that sums up as "get drunk and hit on chicks, and puke".

Ah, reminds me of my Halloween party.
#29
Quote by metaldud536
Also a good way to stay single for a long time.

True in first yr i was bangin this random chick,

got up went to the bathroom puked,

came back and continued on as tho nothing happened
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#30
Quote by ripple07
Maybe your good post machine is broken. Because that was a bad post.

If people got banned for bad posts, there would be no Pit.
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


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#33
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Me or ripple07?

Probably me.
Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#34
I'll tell you how we do it at an Ivy League university starting this fall.

But just guessing right now, crew. Do crew, yo.
#35
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Canadians refer to it as university always too

I would strongly disagree....I go to college
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#36
Quote by longneckdude
I would strongly disagree....I go to college

interesting all my friends refer to uni as uni and college as college
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#37
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Me or ripple07?


ripple07, Not you

that was a completely unnecessary report, though it will probably be ignored
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#38
Damn. Thought this thread may have some potential, but I guess not. I was expecting some random things to do at university to amuse yourself. Like cockblocking the room down the hall where moaning is coming from by clapping and banging on the door. Or sneaking around campus while having the Mission Impossible theme playing. XD
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#39
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*Hoosier slow clap*

Quote by Gabel
You are EXTREMELY WRONG! I have played it. I own an 18W and it would be an awful stereo amp, it's way too bright, breaks up too easily and so on. Secondly, why would a guitar store sell an hifi amp.
#40
This has to be done in first yr,

get a guy to have a 1 night stand, they use the farthest room in the dorm,

the next morning have all the guy in the floor use their arms and create an archway path (hands up tips touching) and cheer as she walks out.


My buddies friends did that, i didnt know whether to laugh or feel bad for the chick
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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