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#1
Ok so I order a pizza and I ask for regular cheese pizza with garlic sauce(it always comes with garlic sauce) and they say it will take 30 mins. I wait 40 mins for pizza to arrive and then they deliver it without the garlic sauce and with pepperoni. I know what you're thinking, it is pretty common for pizza deliveries to get mixed up, what is the problem? Well I'll tell you, I go ask how much I owe him, I was willing to let go the fact that his stupid brain gave me the wrong thing and then he says €21 plus €4 tip. The cheek of that guy. So I obviously become a bit outraged when he says this and I smack kick the top of the back of his bike and the lid where the pizzas are kept opens and a few spill out. The boxes were still closed pretty much and they were still fairly clean. Andyway the guy starts going apeshiit and saying I have to pay for all of those pizzas I knocked over. I refuse and spend about 3 minutes 'escorting' him out of my driveway(which is tiny so it shows how much of a struggle he put up). He says he's gonna call the guards on me, probably just an empty bluff but anyway if you were in this situation would you have paid?

Summary for lazy people:
I order pizza
They give me the wrong order
I pay anyway
Guy asks me for big tip
I become outrage and kick his bike
Some pizzas spill
He wants me to pay for them and I refuse
#3
You're definitely in the wrong...
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#5
What is wrong with you? I swear you're a psycho or something.
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#8
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Seriously: why would you kick his bike?


First of all he messes up my order which pisses me off but I understand mistakes happen so I let it go and I pay anyway and then he asks ME for a tip? Who wouldn't get angry in that situation?
#9
Everything was fine until you kicked the bike.

Seriously you could have just done the acceptable thing and refuse to pay unless they gave you what you actually ordered?
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Well did you call the pizza guy out on his racism?

He was dark eastern european/middle eastern so he has his own race card, they cancel each other out.
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Not to mention, and I quote, "looked at him as if I was going to hit him".
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#19
Bud, do you really think it was the delivery guy who made the order? Imagine if you were in his shoes. It'd feel like crap to have a customer blame you for the chef or order taker's mistake.
#20
Shouldn't have kicked the bike, brah.
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#21
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What is wrong with you? I swear you're a psycho or something.

This. Seek anger management help or something. Why the **** did you kick his bike?

Now I'm just waiting for TS to mess with the kind of guy who will kick his ass for his actions, then make a thread saying "I got hurt because someone attacked me after I did something stupid, am I in the wrong?"
Last edited by Alex Vik at Apr 25, 2011,
#22
yeh, you were wrong.
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#25
are you on the rag? jeez, man, I'd be upset too but I wouldn't blame the delivery guy. I'd give him a tip for having a shitty job, peel off the pepperoni and eat the fucking pizza.
#27
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Well first off, if they got the order wrong... its not his fault... It's the person you called over the phone. So his tip is technically still relevant.


Well fair enough maybe it wasn't directly his fault but to ask for a tip(€4? I wouldn't tip a high class prostitute that much!) when I was clearly not going to pay him anything I didn't have to.
#29
Guys, seriously, obvious troll is obvious. Back before his account got unbanned, I think this guy was some sort of white supremacist militant hyper-conservative or something. Now he's a black guy with anger management problems. Don't feed the troll.
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#30
You should have just refused to give a tip for being late and getting the wrong order (that's the point of a tip right? A reward for good service? Although...who the hell asks for a tip, I've never heard of that, at least where I'm from!)

You still shouldn't have gone all crazy on his ass, because in all fairness, you owe him for those ruined pizzas now.
#31
You were in the right until you decided to be an asshole and kick his bike over something so trivial.

Honestly between harassing and robbing crackas, and bullying pizza guys I'm convinced you're a nut-job. Or lying, one of the two, you seem like a troll.
#32
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This. Seek anger management help or something. Why the **** did you kick his bike?

Now I'm just waiting for TS to mess with the kind of guy who will kick his ass for his actions, then make a thread saying "I got hurt because someone attacked me after I did something stupid, am I in the wrong?"


I don't have anger management, just because I am willing to stand up for myself doesn't mean there is something wrong with me.
#33
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Guys, seriously, obvious troll is obvious. Back before his account got unbanned, I think this guy was some sort of white supremacist militant hyper-conservative or something. Now he's a black guy with anger management problems. Don't feed the troll.

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#34
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Guys, seriously, obvious troll is obvious. Back before his account got unbanned, I think this guy was some sort of white supremacist militant hyper-conservative or something. Now he's a black guy with anger management problems. Don't feed the troll.


lol thats not true at all I welcome you to go through all of my posts. I havent been banned in at least 7 months, I just stopped posting for a while

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#35
Also, TS supports hitting women.
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#36
I'd love to see a video of this on Youtube. Pe..pep...PEPPERONI?! AW HELL NAW! *kicks pizzas into space*
#37
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I don't have anger management, just because I am willing to stand up for myself doesn't mean there is something wrong with me.

Kicking a guy's bike for giving you the wrong pizza =/= standing up for yourself.
#38
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I don't have anger management, just because I am willing to stand up for myself doesn't mean there is something wrong with me.


There's a difference between standing up for yourself and damaging someone's property...
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#39
To be fair, it's not the delivery guy's fault. He did his job just fine, so he's as deserving of a tip as any other delivery person would be. It's the pizza place itself that screwed up your order. The delivery guy just gets handed the boxes and given an address.

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#40
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Kicking a guy's bike for giving you the wrong pizza =/= standing up for yourself.


Well I was talking in general, this time ok I may have gotten a bit too angry but that is just how I express anger.


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