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There is a dead corpse lying on the floor in your kitchen, strangled to death, therefore no blood is oozing from it. How would you get rid of him?

Update: Blood is flowing from him, and you've got your hands fully covered in it, thats because you've taken out the axe sticking out of his head ( probably another cause of his death), plus you've got a criminal record. Consequently, you dont call the police. Act.


And I am not asking because I am interested or anything...
Last edited by Arel at Apr 25, 2011,
#4
I would ring the police because I had nothing to do with that therefore there'd be no forensic evidence to tie it to me.


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#5
I would call the police, after a freaked out for a few hours.
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#7
Hasn't this same exact thread been done a week ago?
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#8
'Hello? yeah could you send an ambulance to ______, my ______ just hung him/herself.
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#10
I read the thread title as "Would you do a corpes?"
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#13
Get a couple more corpses and organize a puppet show for the local nursery.
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#14
I cant help but get the feeling you have just murdered someone in the manner described, but are currently panicking and seeking help on what to do with the body...
#15
What would I do with a corpse? Apologize to your sex life and leave it alone.
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#16
get a big pot, cook it and feed it to next door's dog

discard the bones etc. in the normal rubbish, no one would know the difference. My dad sells some pretty big animal leg bones in his shop, i could dispose of it in their bins.

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#17
I'd be like WHUAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
say ' what the ****' about 3 million times
and then some more times
then probably call my dad and say 'hey why is there a corpse on our kitchen floor?'
then probably call the police.
#18
Prepare some meals for the next month.
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#19
First and foremost I'd go on UG and put up a thread.
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#20
Cut off its head and put it on a spike in my driveway. Same as I do with all my other corpses.
Last edited by Våd Hamster at Apr 25, 2011,
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#24
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#25
sell it on ebay
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#26
Quote by Arel
There is a dead corpse lying on the floor in your kitchen, strangled to death, therefore no blood is oozing from it. How would you get rid of him?

Update: Blood is flowing from him, and you've got your hands fully covered in it, thats because you've taken out the axe sticking out of his head ( probably another cause of his death), plus you've got a criminal record. Consequently, you dont call the police. Act.


And I am not asking because I am interested or anything...

I'd call the police and report it.

If you weren't involved in the murder thats the best thing to do. If you try to dispose of the body then you can be charged as an accessory to the murder or worse, as a co conspirator.

better to call the cops and let them deal with it. As for crriminal records, that desnt matter unless you have an outstanding warrant. The cops will naturally check you first for being a suspect, but if they have no evidence that you committed the crime, the fact that you reported the crime, and you'ld most likely have an alibi means you wont get arrested for the crime.
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#27
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Only your heart.

You know, it's much easier to get one of those from a corpse, and is much less time consuming.
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#29
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You know, it's much easier to get one of those from a corpse, and is much less time consuming.


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#32
I would dispose of the body in the sea, then I would get the next flight to moscow and then the train to siberia and then I would roam the taiga forests alone for the remainder of my life.
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#34
Hit dat.
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#35
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I would dispose of the body in the sea, then I would get the next flight to moscow and then the train to siberia and then I would roam the taiga forests alone for the remainder of my life.



you think that will stop a homicide detective finding you?

the sun could explode, they'd still find you.

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#36
If you want to know what to do with a corpse, ask the women Hefner's been 'dating' for the past fifteen years, that damned mummified bastard.
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#37
I would hollow him out and turn him into a giant costume and just going around doing the creepiest things you could imagine.
#38
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you think that will stop a homicide detective finding you?

the sun could explode, they'd still find you.


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