Poll: When watching Cops
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The cops usually piss me off
34 20%
The criminals usually piss me off
26 15%
Everyone's a moron
113 65%
Voters: 173.
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#1
Does anyone else get super annoyed with the cops?

This one woman cop (read: bitch) was like "So we were driving down this road, and we passed a guy who looked nervous when he saw us." So they followed him to a parking lot where they parked. She goes up, opens the door, says "it smells like marijuana and he has marijuana all over his shirt" puts the first kid into her cop car after cuffing him and searching him, takes the second kid out, cuffs him (while saying "this is to protect me"), and wheels 'em off.

Anyways, the cops are 99% douchebags.

I get more angry at the cops than I do the criminals, half of the time lol
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#4
Not really

Everyone who's arrested on cops is either a redneck or ghetto trash so I'm likely to hate them more
#5
So you know, the kids got arrested for like 5 grams of weed lol
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#6
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#7
I'm pretty sure 80% of the people they deal with on that show are A) stupid as shit B) cracked out or C) ghetto as fuck. I feel bad for them having to deal with all that stupid shit.
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#8
1. Marijuana is illegal

2. if cops didn't work on hunches, most crimes would never get solved.

3. it's common protocol to cuff people when arresting, without a strip search it's impossible to know for sure they're not armed with something.

if you want to circle around coated in weed smoke, don't be suprised?

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#9
@twist of fate: totally was about to say that.

Also, the producers tend to pick the most outlandish, brutal cops, because that's where they pull in the white, slightly racist demographic, which most likely makes up like 85% of the audience for shows like that. The other 15% is preteens who enjoy the thought of violence.
#10
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I'm pretty sure 80% of the people they deal with on that show are A) stupid as shit B) cracked out or C) ghetto as fuck. I feel bad for them having to deal with all that stupid shit.

Agreed. I'd rather let the moronic cops take the more moronic people off the streets for however long it will be.
#11
Quote by Silver-spear94
1. Marijuana is illegal

2. if cops didn't work on hunches, most crimes would never get solved.

3. it's common protocol to cuff people when arresting, without a strip search it's impossible to know for sure they're not armed with something.

if you want to circle around coated in weed smoke, don't be suprised?


I don't care about any of that, I just can't stand the douchebaginess and tool-etry of most of the cops on the show lol
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#12
i don't see a problem here.
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#13
personally, i'd love to be a cop, i just don't think i'd enjoy the 'requirements' of the job.

being a douche is my evening job, why not make it my job too?

beating up stoners and drunks would be great.

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#14
Quote by Silver-spear94
personally, i'd love to be a cop, i just don't think i'd enjoy the 'requirements' of the job.

being a douche is my evening job, why not make it my job too?

beating up stoners and drunks would be great.


Hah... that attitude's going to get your ass kicked

Hopefully, you never become a cop.
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#16
They do a bloody hard job. At least in the cities.
Out in the countryside, they're easy going because nothing like that happens here.

But if they don't enforce the law, that's were madness lies. And we don't want that.
#18
I'm pretty sure weed's illegal no matter how much of it you possess. Do I think it should be when someone can go get plastered at a bar and wreck his truck on the way home? No. But what you think doesn't affect the fact that a law's a law, and if you're caught breaking one you're going to jail or will be consequently suffering the repercussions. Sounds like the cop A) Was busting the kid for holding drugs. B) Was cuffing him to protect herself because people are crazy these days.

Not sure what the problem is.
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#19
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Which is illegal, so they were doing their jobs.


That's not the point lol, read what I said up there ^^
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#23
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@Dreadnought Every post from you in this thread has 'lol' in it. Stop that.


lol, umad? Who you think you is, brah?
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#24
Quote by Silver-spear94
1. Marijuana is illegal

2. if cops didn't work on hunches, most crimes would never get solved.

3. it's common protocol to cuff people when arresting, without a strip search it's impossible to know for sure they're not armed with something.

if you want to circle around coated in weed smoke, don't be suprised?


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#26
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When you start looking for crime, eventually that's all you see.


Hmm, I see. What do you really mean by that, though?

I think a more apparently true statement is that once they start looking for crime so often, and try so hard to establish their dominance, they don't go anywhere without their sense of entitlement, their "authority", and their inappropriately condescending attitude.
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#27
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am i supposed to be ashamed?

your facepalm fails to intimidate me

care to try again?

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#28
Yeah I don't really see the big deal. Most cops have to put up a front and can't be seen as intimidated. They train them to be this way so they don't all of a sudden crap their pants when stuff gets crazy.
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#29
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That was pretty much awesome.
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#30
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@Dreadnought Every post from you in this thread has 'lol' in it. Stop that.

EDIT - I posted this before reading that^

This. I am glad I'm not the only one partially annoyed when I see "Lol" as part of every sentence/post/text I read.

It's worse with adults I.E. on FaceBook or texting because they capitalize it. So I read this: "I wish I could rewind the weekend so it's Friday again LOL. I sure do hate Mondays. LOL"
#31
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This. I am glad I'm not the only one partially annoyed when I see "Lol" as part of every sentence/post/text I read.

It's worse with adults I.E. on FaceBook or texting because they capitalize it. So I read this: "I wish I could rewind the weekend so it's Friday again LOL. I sure do hate Mondays. LOL"



i find sometimes stuff that wasn't meant to be mean, starts to sound mean, with the absence of 'lol'.

for example

Without: "Shut the F*ck up."

With "Shut the F*ck up lol"

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#32
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They do a bloody hard job. At least in the cities.
Out in the countryside, they're easy going because nothing like that happens here.

But if they don't enforce the law, that's were madness lies. And we don't want that.


"Bloody hard"? Hard how?

Physically? The amount of law enforcement officers I've seen which were visibly supremely out of shape is apalling. I'd say it outnumbers the amount that are not visibly out of shape.

Mentally? Please, a bully can be a cop.
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#33
Quote by Silver-spear94
am i supposed to be ashamed?

your facepalm fails to intimidate me

care to try again?


sure




better?


reason for facepalm:
If the police actually want to make society a better and safer place to live in, as they're supposed to, they shouldn't waste their time arresting a teenager for harmlessly smoking some pot.
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#34
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"Bloody hard"? Hard how?

Physically? The amount of law enforcement officers I've seen which were visibly supremely out of shape is apalling. I'd say it outnumbers the amount that are not visibly out of shape.

Mentally? Please, a bully can be a cop.



dunno about down your way, but in places like London, Essex, etc. you sometimes see two or three cops dispersing 20-30 rowdy pissheads at midnight on their own in the dark.

keeping your nerve is hard under such circumstances, i recon.

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#35
Whenever I see cops I try to act as suspiciously as possible.
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#36
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sure




better?


reason for facepalm:
If the police actually want to make society a better and safer place to live in, as they're supposed to, they shouldn't waste their time arresting a teenager for harmlessly smoking some pot.



the police didn't write the laws, they're just employed to enforce them. I'm sure the majority don't actually care, but if you're taught that any weed is too much then you're going to enforce it or risk unemployment. Especially if a camera crew are following you around, and there are 24-recordings in cop cards these days.

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#37
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Whenever I see cops I try to act as suspiciously as possible.


Sometimes, me too

I like to troll them, if you will. Sometimes I hope they pull me over on suspicion, and leave empty handed. I also have the scenario in my head where they got butthurt if I don't call them "sir/ma'am" and I respond by telling them to call me by my goddamn title, which is much harder earned and worn by much fewer people.

Then I can be all

But seriously, cops "on the prowl" are amusing to me
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#38
Quote by Silver-spear94
the police didn't write the laws, they're just employed to enforce them. I'm sure the majority don't actually care, but if you're taught that any weed is too much then you're going to enforce it or risk unemployment. Especially if a camera crew are following you around, and there are 24-recordings in cop cards these days.


you won't get fired for simply passing by a furtive teenager, no matter where the cameras are. Many cops just want to do their jobs with as little risk as possible, while being as ineffective as possible.
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#39
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Sometimes, me too

I like to troll them, if you will. Sometimes I hope they pull me over on suspicion, and leave empty handed. I also have the scenario in my head where they got butthurt if I don't call them "sir/ma'am" and I respond by telling them to call me by my goddamn title, which is much harder earned and worn by much fewer people.

Then I can be all

But seriously, cops "on the prowl" are amusing to me




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#40
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"Bloody hard"? Hard how?

Physically? The amount of law enforcement officers I've seen which were visibly supremely out of shape is apalling. I'd say it outnumbers the amount that are not visibly out of shape.

Mentally? Please, a bully can be a cop.

It's easy to be the bare minimum for anything, though I'm 100% sure not all cops are like this. There are good and bad just like in any profession.
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