#1
So I was browsing craigslist and kijiji guitars section and there was a feud going on between some guys. one guy was calling another guy a low life scum because he was lowballing everyone and the ones he got he was immediately relisting at twice the price...anyway, it's was not very pleasant so i had a few drinks and decided to straighten everyone out so i emailed them both and was all nice and cool like, because that's just the way I am, I'm all about love even to idiots. so now one of them thinks i want to buy his 150 dollar acoustic and the other thinks I'm a russian stripper who needs a husband to stay in the country. I've set up meetings for 8pm and 845pm est, but i dont wanna go so i need some townies to go and pretend to be me. i'll get you crunk for it

asap kuz i need to learn you all the details, im an elaborate liar
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#6
I'm more intrigued in the outcome than I should be...
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#9
haha I can just picture this dude sitting behind is laptop saying "dance puppets dance!"
#10
im expecting a twist worthy of m night shamalan
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#11
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haha I can just picture this dude sitting behind is laptop saying "dance puppets dance!"


this, except it's all true
#12
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Are you serious?

I'm in Toronto and could probs help...


where abouts? you have a car?
#15
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where abouts? you have a car?


Edmonton, and yeah.
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#16
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I'll do it. PM me the details.


russian stripper or 150 acoustic?
#17
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Edmonton, and yeah.


um...why do you edmonton folk think toronto is in alberta?
#18
I live in Edmonton, but I'm at a friends house for a couple of weeks. I lost my house cus I couldn't afford rent
RIP Tom Searle.
#19
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um...why do you edmonton folk think toronto is in alberta?


Nah, I put Edmonton cause the general population of the internet don't need to know where I'm from.

150 acoustic, there's no way I could pull off the stripper.
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#21
sweet we're all set

chaos, you got 150 to spare on a shit acoustic that you dont want?

mh400, you got your russian stripper costume?

pm me guys
#25
guys im getting closer to drunk now so i might accidentally dissappear, plus these guys arent responding anymore, when i wouldnt give them my phone number they're like, pssshhh, are you for real bitch?

they obviously have no friends or life, not like me, i've got you guys
#26
sorry for the double post/posts

alright guys, CLOSURE:

so it tuns out that the seller is a retired guy just buying guitars and selling those he doesn't want to keep. he's a good guy, I can tell.

the other guy is just a meanie, calling out someone for not doing anything and calling him mean things, which obviously is how he actually feels about himself

alright i love you all

act with love and love will act with you
#27
Quote by mizxou
sorry for the double post/posts

alright guys, CLOSURE:

so it tuns out that the seller is a retired guy just buying guitars and selling those he doesn't want to keep. he's a good guy, I can tell.

the other guy is just a meanie, calling out someone for not doing anything and calling him mean things, which obviously is how he actually feels about himself

alright i love you all

act with love and love will act with you


No, bullshit.

I want videos of these meeting up as soon as bitch, i'm not settling for your closure.
#28
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No, bullshit.

I want videos of these meeting up as soon as bitch, i'm not settling for your closure.


But MH400 and I are meeting with them

EDIT: TS also sent me a friend request with the reason: "i love you?". I accepted it. Methinks the most truth was told when he said he was drunk.
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Last edited by chaos13 at Apr 25, 2011,
#29
wooo, spread the love guys

in the last hour I had a moment of power

I finished my booze and I was thinking I should drink more but then I was like, no way man, I'm fine how I am, And I kept busy and then suddenly the lcbo is closed so now the descision is made for me. I'll go for a walk later instead.

And I hadn't drank in a long time before this one. I'll probably go for another long break now, get back on the 8 hours a day guitar train. Spread the love. and get back into running again, ya, running is a good idea, this season I think I should get to 15km, that's a good goal.

everyone in this thread is the best, you're all the best, but you already know that, I can tell
#30
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#31
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#33
This thread had potential. Then TS called it off and said there was gonna be no meeting anymore. Doucher.

#35
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This thread had potential. Then TS called it off and said there was gonna be no meeting anymore. Doucher.


It's okay. Seeing as I actually am from Edmonton, there was never going to be any meeting.
And MH400 is from New Zealand as far as I'm aware, so that wouldn't have happened either.
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#36
Quote by mizxou
So I was browsing craigslist and kijiji guitars section and there was a feud going on between some guys. one guy was calling another guy a low life scum because he was lowballing everyone and the ones he got he was immediately relisting at twice the price...anyway, it's was not very pleasant so i had a few drinks and decided to straighten everyone out so i emailed them both and was all nice and cool like, because that's just the way I am, I'm all about love even to idiots. so now one of them thinks i want to buy his 150 dollar acoustic and the other thinks I'm a russian stripper who needs a husband to stay in the country. I've set up meetings for 8pm and 845pm est, but i dont wanna go so i need some townies to go and pretend to be me. i'll get you crunk for it

asap kuz i need to learn you all the details, im an elaborate liar


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