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#1
nothing spectacular but anyway here goes

So my roommate comes home, so i tell him that the verizon bill for the tv and internet is due of thursday. So instantly his girlfriend freaks the **** out "why do you always wait till the last minute" so i declare that i announced this last week also. she replies with "you never said how much" so i say i havent done the math yet but it'll prolly be what it always is between 40 and 60 bucks. "she than says well okay fine 40 bucks thats all your getting hope your okay with that" she said a lot of other shit but i was kinda in the middle of something nd pretty much ignoring her but she was extremely rude to me and crossed the ****ing line...

so im the only one in the house capable of picking the lock to the bathroom its somewhat difficult for a regular house hold lock theres no latch to catch inside it, she doesnt even pay for bills or anything or rent so she shouldnt even ****ing talk to me like that. so im gunna lock the bathroom at 4am so when she gets up for work at 6am shes ****ed. all her make up is there and she always spends like an hour in there.

so pit what do you think. my other room mate nd girlfriend are aware nd dont need to be up until later so i informed them to wake me up so its not an inconvience to them.

if it helps ive hated her for a long time but ive never done anything wrong to her shes just a ****.
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#2
sounds like the bitch doesn't want to pay her part of the bill

therefore, ban her from using the tv and internet
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#3
She doesn't pay anything and no one pays anything for her? Boot her out. It's a no brainer.
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#5
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She doesn't pay anything and no one pays anything for her? Boot her out. It's a no brainer.



well technically i cant do that because my girlfriend doesnt pay for bills as whole, but she financially keeps me stable by purchasing $150 worth of food a week
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#6
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dumbass, youre going to get woken up at 6am by a screaming cranky bitch


thats okay i dont have work til 4pm plus i sleep like a rock. ive slept thru getting slapped in the face.
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#7
Quote by whyze250f
well technically i cant do that because my girlfriend doesnt pay for bills as whole, but she financially keeps me stable by purchasing $150 worth of food a week


well that's different, your girlfriend at least contributes

from what you said though, this whore doesn't pay for shit

i'd tell her to get the fuck out
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#8
it is kind of a pain to wait til the last minute. Then again, if the bills generally come at the same time every month then your roommate should be prepared and shouldn't be surprised when the bills arrive.

Also, since she doesn't live there or pay for anything it really isn't any of her business.
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#9
Quote by SKArface McDank
dumbass, youre going to get woken up at 6am by a screaming cranky bitch



HAHA this is the most likely scenario. Girls are cruel man, just know what goes around comes around. They also have a memory like an elephant so she'll never forget this, never
#10
Quote by Primus2112
well that's different, your girlfriend at least contributes

from what you said though, this whore doesn't pay for shit

i'd tell her to get the fuck out


i'm moving out in a month anyway, this is the last bill so i might as well have fun for next few weeks.

i think next week ill turn the hot water off before i go to bed

and yes the bill is due the 3rd week of every month.
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Last edited by whyze250f at Apr 26, 2011,
#11
you should set up video cameras and record her reaction then post here

or bang her....tell her that is the only way to get in the bathroom...then your roommate gets pissed she is cheating....boom you win x2
#12
It'll only get worse if you do it. With that said, fucking do it. With any luck she'll freak so much out you'll have a viable reason to throw her out.

Quote by whyze250f
i'm moving out in a month anyway, this is the last bill so i might as well have fun for next few weeks.

i think next week ill turn the hot water off before i go to bed



Oh well in that case, shit's on like donkey kong.
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#13
Quote by whyze250f
i'm moving out in a month anyway, this is the last bill so i might as well have fun for next few weeks.

i think next week ill turn the hot water off before i go to bed


call her a whore-slut-bitch for me

please


don't tell mention any names though, i dont need crazy bitches round my part of the country
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#14
haha im not even gunna say i did it. if she wakes me up im gunna play along nd be like **** are you serious!!! this sucksss

also ive been nothing but nice to her i didnt even freak out when she did. shell have no idea.
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Last edited by whyze250f at Apr 26, 2011,
#15
you can afford to lose some sleep, but still. It'll be more of a pain than what it's worth and will ultimately end in you picking the lock for her
#16
ok
actually i take it back, i never said anything


she's still a whore
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#17
Quote by SKArface McDank
you can afford to lose some sleep, but still. It'll be more of a pain than what it's worth and will ultimately end in you picking the lock for her



nope ill pretend i dont know how. no one knows how to do it and ive kept it my little secret as ive lived here the longest.
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Last edited by whyze250f at Apr 26, 2011,
#18
ah nice, thought youd always do it for them

lock your door haha.

or kill her with kindness then fuck her
#19
its gunna be epic. i told my g.f to wake me up so i can just giggle under the covers.
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#21
Quote by FireHawk
you should set up video cameras and record her reaction then post here

or bang her....tell her that is the only way to get in the bathroom...then your roommate gets pissed she is cheating....boom you win x2



THIS X 1000000!

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#22
Quote by SKArface McDank
you can afford to lose some sleep, but still. It'll be more of a pain than what it's worth and will ultimately end in you picking the lock for her

Not if he goes to mcdonalds at 5, enjoys some breakfast, maybe get some coffee at starbucks, all before 8.
#23
Quote by RisingForce1990
THIS X 1000000!


i dont have a video camera... never really felt the need for one until right now
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#24
Quote by whyze250f
i dont have a video camera... never really felt the need for one until right now


Damn! If I had one, I would overnight that shit instantly!

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#25
i could come outta my room and be like "whats all this noise about, people are trying to sleep" and record the audio with my phone in my pocket. thats about the only thing i could do that wouldn't give it away.
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#26
It'll have to do. Worst case scenario, you can relay the happenings through text. I'm really looking forward to this.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#27
alrighty now that it's 4am. i did lock the door about 30 min ago, but as i started getting tired i decided as some of you said. its really not worth the hassle of waking up. thinking about it more im just going to piss off all of my roommates, which isn't really fair. because she will yell.

anyway help give me some ideas that aren't obvious it's me. so far my best is turning off the hot water heater when she takes a shower. trying to stay away from ****ing with any of her personal belongings because i'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

sorry to dissapoint any of you that were really looking forward to the outcome.

oh yea no responses saying to sex her, shes an ugly piece of white trash. and i have gorgeous girlfriend.

anyway im going to bed im tired
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Last edited by whyze250f at Apr 26, 2011,
#28
If you **** with her and she has access to where you live, expect your shit to get ****ed with.
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My way of getting revenge is far more brutal.

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3) Blast Stalaggh - Misanthropia
4) After 40 minutes give them the knives and see what they do with them. It's important to have blunt knives so they don't kill themselves.

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#31
Quote by whyze250f
alrighty now that it's 4am. i did lock the door about 30 min ago, but as i started getting tired i decided as some of you said. its really not worth the hassle of waking up. thinking about it more im just going to piss off all of my roommates, which isn't really fair. because she will yell.

anyway help give me some ideas that aren't obvious it's me. so far my best is turning off the hot water heater when she takes a shower. trying to stay away from ****ing with any of her personal belongings because i'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

sorry to dissapoint any of you that were really looking forward to the outcome.

oh yea no responses saying to sex her, shes an ugly piece of white trash. and i have gorgeous girlfriend.

anyway im going to bed im tired

Almost as disappointing as the secret admirer thread.
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#32
open the lock while shes taking a dump and video it
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#33
This is obviously a no brainer here dude. Your really going to let some beotch walk in your place and flat out DISRESPECT you when she doesn't pay for a thing? At least your girlfriend contributes by dropping 150 a week on food.

I say go nuts and do all you can with what time you have left.
#34
Quote by whyze250f
alrighty now that it's 4am. i did lock the door about 30 min ago, but as i started getting tired i decided as some of you said. its really not worth the hassle of waking up. thinking about it more im just going to piss off all of my roommates, which isn't really fair. because she will yell.

anyway help give me some ideas that aren't obvious it's me. so far my best is turning off the hot water heater when she takes a shower. trying to stay away from ****ing with any of her personal belongings because i'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

sorry to dissapoint any of you that were really looking forward to the outcome.

oh yea no responses saying to sex her, shes an ugly piece of white trash. and i have gorgeous girlfriend.

anyway im going to bed im tired


I am disappointed.

Where is that link to the thread where we express our disapproval for a fellow, UGer?
#35
Quote by whyze250f
alrighty now that it's 4am. i did lock the door about 30 min ago, but as i started getting tired i decided as some of you said. its really not worth the hassle of waking up. thinking about it more im just going to piss off all of my roommates, which isn't really fair. because she will yell.

anyway help give me some ideas that aren't obvious it's me. so far my best is turning off the hot water heater when she takes a shower. trying to stay away from ****ing with any of her personal belongings because i'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

sorry to dissapoint any of you that were really looking forward to the outcome.

oh yea no responses saying to sex her, shes an ugly piece of white trash. and i have gorgeous girlfriend.

anyway im going to bed im tired

You idiot. When she came at you screaming you could've screamed back "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE", then called the cops and said there's a crazy bitch in your house trying to use your shower and that she wont leave.
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#36
There really is only one choice left to you. You will have to stab her.
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#37
Couldn't it be simpler?
Just tell her to pay her way, or gtfo.
If she doesn't comply, shit in her makeup bag.
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#38
Quote by whyze250f
alrighty now that it's 4am. i did lock the door about 30 min ago, but as i started getting tired i decided as some of you said. its really not worth the hassle of waking up. thinking about it more im just going to piss off all of my roommates, which isn't really fair. because she will yell.

anyway help give me some ideas that aren't obvious it's me. so far my best is turning off the hot water heater when she takes a shower. trying to stay away from ****ing with any of her personal belongings because i'd be pissed if someone did that to me.

sorry to dissapoint any of you that were really looking forward to the outcome.

oh yea no responses saying to sex her, shes an ugly piece of white trash. and i have gorgeous girlfriend.

anyway im going to bed im tired

#40
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