#5
Quote by captaincrunk
How pathetically boring... Woo, underpants...


Say what you want, I'd want some type of Kevlar boxers or something like that if I was going to be posed at a risk of having my dick blown off by a bomb or shrapnel.
#6
urgent request eh? sounds like someone took some friendly fire to the crotch
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#7
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Say what you want, I'd want some type of Kevlar boxers or something like that if I was going to be posed at a risk of having my dick blown off by a bomb or shrapnel.

That's what pants are for.
#8
I remember my cousin who was in Iraq for awhile talk about how he saw a guy whose balls were blown out of the sac and still hanging on.


Yeah, definitely need those ballistic proof underwear.
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#9
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I remember my cousin who was in Iraq for awhile talk about how he saw a guy whose balls were blown out of the sac and still hanging on.


Yeah, definitely need those ballistic proof underwear.


But he was able to get them back right?
#10
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But he was able to get them back right?



probably just had the scrotum sown up right after it happened
#11

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#12
Hmmm...I might be wearing these then.
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#13
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#16
Regardless of whether or not the underware is bulletproof, it'd still incapacitate a soldier - being shot in the genitals and all.

I really feel sorry for the soldiers selected to test these briefs.
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#17
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I guess this development ruins the phrase "going commando".

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#18
Quote by Nimbus456
Regardless of whether or not the underware is bulletproof, it'd still incapacitate a soldier - being shot in the genitals and all.

I really feel sorry for the soldiers selected to test these briefs.


Still, it would be better then a bullet going into the genitals.
#19
Quote by CannedBullets
Still, it would be better then a bullet going into the genitals.


In the short term probably not - at least you wouldn't feel the bullet for half an hour whilst you're in shock.

In the long term... I guess you'd never have sex again.
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#20
I beg to differ.

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#21
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I beg to differ.

BAM! waffle on a stick


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#22
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#23
so its a chastity belt to stop you losing your anal virginity to an IED strapped up with anal beads and a butt plug?
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#25
For the average male who is not man enough to be in the army but man enough to have ding dongs hanging between their legs...

I say shock-proof underpants would be the best invention.