Guys would you allow yourself to be massaged by a masseur (a male massage therapist)?

Poll: Guys would you allow yourself to be massaged by a masseur (a male massage therapist)?
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I would actually prefer a guy instead of a gal.
8 4%
I don't mind.
90 45%
Only if there was no other option.
54 27%
Hell no. I'd rather cancel the massage if there was no other option.
49 24%
Voters: 201.
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#1
I went to a nearby spa the other day and I got undressed and waited for the masseuse. And for the first time in all the times I've gotten a massage... a guy came into the room.

I was a bit surprised and politely asked him if I could have a masseuse instead. He said it was just that they were fully booked and all the masseuses were attending to other clients.

I said I'd wait, so I did, and I eventually got the massage from a woman.

I'm not homophobic. It just feels very awkward to have another guy rub you like that. A guy kneading my ass? Seriously... no.

For other guys, would you allow the masseur to give you a massage instead of a woman?
#2
I wouldn't even let a woman do it though... so no.
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#6
I've already done it, was a little suss at first - especially because he was one of my good friends dads.

Anyway, guys have stronger hands - thus have the potential to be better.
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#7
You go to the spa
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I don't get massages. But when I do it's from a woman.



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#11
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I don't get massages. But when I do it's from a woman.



And no, I wouldn't let a man rub my naked body.

Yeah, seriously man. If you're gonna have the balls to make that joke, at least have the decency to actually create the meme with the picture.

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#12
If hes hot I think Id naturally prefer a guy even just for the eye candy bonus, but I imagine a girl would be more gentle. Although Im probably wrong here..I dont know what you men go through during massage college, or what have you.


Quite honestly, I dont care if a chick massages me. Doesnt feel weird at all. If I was a guy, I dont think id feel any different about it with guys massaging me either. Its professional. Its not meant to be sexual with a girl or a guy (in that environment and context, anyways)
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#13
Nope. I like both men and women but I wouldn't let a man manhandle me like that, whether it was for his pleasure or for mine. I do not enjoy the feeling of men rubbing me down, the delicate touch of a woman is what feels best to me.
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#14
tbh i wouldn't mind, as long as it was their job and they did it to the quality that's required, male/female straight/gay really doesn't matter at all... though if it was a gorgeous blonde lesbian i'd probably prefer it over a fat middle aged balding man... but as i said, if they did it the same quality then what does it matter?
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#16
you go to a spa so you cant get more gay even if it is a guy massaging you with his tongue
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#17
Hahahaha You seriously asked for a girl? I would be too scared that I would get a raging boner with her. The guy probably was a professional and would never EVER have raped you, you homophobe.

I have only gotten massages from a girl and an old woman till now though...
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you go to a spa so you cant get more gay even i it is a guy massaging you with his tongue

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#20
As long as there's no happy ending from him them I guess it would be alright. But I'd definitely prefer a chick.
#21
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Hahahaha You seriously asked for a girl? I would be too scared that I would get a raging boner with her. The guy probably was a professional and would never EVER have raped you, you homophobe.

I have only gotten massages from a girl and an old woman till now though...

Never actually considered that the guy was unprofessional and would molest me. It just feels awkward.

BTW, I don't get what some guys have against legit spas. It's as if the only paid massages a guys should get are the ones one gets from massage parlors.
#22
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Never actually considered that the guy was unprofessional and would molest me. It just feels awkward.

BTW, I don't get what some guys have against legit spas. It's as if the only paid massages a guys should get are the ones one gets from massage parlors.


Why would it feel awkward? Some strong, warm hands on your ass isn't awkward. It's delicious.
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#25
yeah sure why not? I don't think many of the massage videos on youporn are actually documentaries so I'm sure it'll be fine.
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yeah sure why not? I don't think many of the massage videos on youporn are actually documentaries so I'm sure it'll be fine.


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#27
A massage isn't inherently a sexual thing. I've heard men are better at the actual massage.
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#29
As long as they're good, I don't care. One of the best massages I've ever gotten was from a guy.

Granted, I'm bi, so I guess I'm more comfortable being touched by another man than some straight guys are. But I generally don't see massages as sexually arousing; if anything, they relax me, which makes me sleepy, not horny.

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#30
The only person who gives me massages is my girlfriend. I don't think I'd ever go to a spa or massage parlor for a professional job, but if I did, it would be for the massage, ergo, it wouldn't matter who gave it....

If it was one of those 3rd floor "Sunny Spa" places where it might end in an erotic way, it would have to be a girl. Though since I'd never go for a regular massage, the chance I'd go for a happy ending massage is largely diminished further.
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#33
With as large a frame as I have, a male would be better. Although, the first real massage I ever got at Mario Tricoci in Chicago the day before my wedding was incredible and it was a female. She was Swedish and she was fairly large though. Very strong hands. That's why I would figure a male would be better. Need hand strength to get into the muscles enough to be soothing.
#34


Every massage I've given has meant something more, I associate massages with sex, so no. Even if it's in a professional environment, getting touched all over by a guy would just be ew.
#36
I wouldn't get a massage in the first place, but normally a masseur doesn't rub your butt. don't know what places you visit, man.
#37
When I trashed my shoulder last year, my massage therapist was male. He was a bro and pretty kickass at what he did, so I didn't mind at all.
#38
i go to those women only parlors.

but yeah, i would if he was really good.
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When I trashed my shoulder last year, my massage therapist was male. He was a bro and pretty kickass at what he did, so I didn't mind at all.


Sounds gay to me.
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