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#1
MY SH*T !!!


AGHGH

so i just felt a rumble in my stomach and i headed over to the bathroom to do my business.

I let it go and begun to wipe when i turned around to throw the TP in the toilet to my surprise i saw my shit and it was pure GREEN

im talking not a tint of green but GREEN!

Im sorta spooked on this.
Anyone have any similar experience of seeing something in a color it shouldn't be
or anyone have a answer to why it was green

i have pics of my green shit but i dont think im allowed to post so i wont!
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#4
Quote by CrimsonBizzare
No more nuka-cola for you.


Fallout ?
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#5
Quote by ShortSpaceWAng
Fallout ?

I'm not sure there's much else it could be. Either way, you're radioactive and are either going develop superpowers or die painfully in the next 24 hours.
#7
No, actual Nuka-Cola.

Yes, my shit goes from green to orange. Something to do with drinking too much.

Or maybe not, all babies have green shite.
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#8
Did you eat a leprechaun on St. Patrick's Day and it is just now making its way through? It seems the most logical.
#9
i didnt celebrate st pats day maybe its a curse
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#13
Quote by UraniYum
No, actual Nuka-Cola.


Theres nuka cola in bioshock2 TOO
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#14
Something you've eaten recently probably. I drank too much Rockstar Punched a few weeks ago and my shit was purple.
#16
I've pooped a weird turquoise color before.
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#17
dude, TS, I fully relate. when the first hulk movie came out, hershey's had some green tinted chocolate syrup. I was all like "yes! green milk!" I shat flourescent green for weeks. I even had my mom check it out 'cause it was so frickin' weird.
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#18
Quote by MakinLattes
dude, TS, I fully relate. when the first hulk movie came out, hershey's had some green tilted chocolate syrup. I was all like "yes! green milk!" I shat flourescent green for weeks. I even had my mom check it out 'cause it was so frickin' weird.


I REMEMBER THAT SHIT!!!

hahah im punny

i would down bottles of that stuff.

but the weird thing is i haven't eaten anything green for like 2 days :S
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#19
Quote by L2112Lif
Posts and threads, tailor-made for you, eh?

Fits like a glove.

I think we're agreeing on something, but I'm not sure what.
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#20
Quote by blackflag49
You won't get banned for posting pics of your shit. Trust me I'm a veteran UGer.


WE DEMAND SHIT PICS! WE DEMAND SHIT PICKS!
#22
I once had blue piss. I drank food colorant to freak the school doctor out for April Fools.
It was glorious.
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#23
you guys asked for it pics will be up shortly....
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#25
My god. I was eating cereal while reading that
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#26
Quote by UraniYum
No, actual Nuka-Cola.

Yes, my shit goes from green to orange. Something to do with drinking too much.

Or maybe not, all babies have green shite.



That solves it then.


TS is a baby.
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#27
ADVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU HAVE A QUEASY STOMACH


The tp i wiped with....
...


the toilet bowl and the legendary shit itself....


...
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#29
Quote by ShortSpaceWAng
ADVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU HAVE A QUEASY STOMACH
*disgusting green shite.jpg

Why did I come back to this thread right after I got my appetite back?
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#30
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THAT JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN




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#31
Im Sorry Awhughaha
What Have I Done!!!!
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#32
wtf
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#34
Quote by BeefWellington
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THAT JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN







i feel like this is partially my fault
#35
Now post a picture of the Hulk on St Patrick's day for comparison.
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#37
the World Needs To See It


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#39
Quote by ShortSpaceWAng
ADVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU HAVE A QUEASY STOMACH

*shit*]


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