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#1
So now that I've actually got a decent machine, I have this piece of shit lying around.



It has 60GB of HD space, 1 gig of RAM, and a 1.6gz processor. So, it's pretty shitty, but I hate to throw a computer away. It already has Windows 7 installed.

What use can I put it to?
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#2
...Sell it?
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#5
make it into a home server
Sell and Promote your music TuneHub!



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#6
I really need a laptop...
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#7
Depends on what you're into doing with computers.


TS, what do you like to do on your computer? Just **** around on the web, make electronic music, mess around with the technical part of it, etc?


Or if you're a doucher, delete system32 just for teh lulz. Then sell it to me for cheap.
#8
That's my computer you thieving bastard!

But keep it you never know when a second comp will come in handy and they aren't that bad, mine runs a like a champ
#12
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porn machine


Can't think of anything else than selling it.
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#16
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porn machine


Load every tiny space of memory with the freakiest, most ludicrous porn you can find.

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Give it to an underprivileged schoolchild.


After you've loaded it with porn.
#18
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Load every tiny space of memory with the freakiest, most ludicrous porn you can find.


After you've loaded it with porn.



This. Load the shit and then sell it to some unsuspecting person (a child would be even better) and watch the hirarity ensue.
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#20
Put Linux on it. The laptop I'm on has even worse specs and is now my favorite to use because of how fast it starts up.
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#21
Hook it up to your TV and use media center.
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#23
Play a game of baseball with it.
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#25
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Put Linux on it. The laptop I'm on has even worse specs and is now my favorite to use because of how fast it starts up.


And this. I loves mah Ubuntu, if for nothing else than the godly terminal.
#27
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This. Load the shit and then sell it to some unsuspecting person (a child would be even better) and watch the hirarity ensue.

Couldn't that be considered child molestation?
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#29
I was thinking of the Media Center Idea. It's not remotely worth selling, and the macbook air I bought is much more portable. I don't watch much porn anymore, and I always stream when I do.
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So last year, I put some potatoes in this jar and forgot about them. Today, I found them, and when I opened the jar, there is a puddle at the bottom and it smells like alcohol. If I drink this, do you think I will die, or have I made potato vodka?
#30
the best answer is always fire

.. after you've smashed it ofc
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#31
Go with JimmyBanks.

If you play Minecraft make it a dedicated server to that comp.
If you don't play Minecraft... start playing so you have something to do with that computer!
#33
Put Linux on it then use it as a porn center.
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#34
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Go with JimmyBanks.

If you play Minecraft make it a dedicated server to that comp.
If you don't play Minecraft... start playing so you have something to do with that computer!


I think it's settled then. It'll be used as a server for both minecraft and dirty, nasty porn for children running on Ubuntu server edition. With a clock.
#35
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I think it's settled then. It'll be used as a server for both minecraft and dirty, nasty porn for children running on Ubuntu server edition. With a clock.

You should condense it to a server for Minecraft child porn on Ubuntu. With a clock.

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#38
Instant message with hot men on it.
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#39
Run Linux or FreeBSD.

Or you could just keep it as a travel laptop, just for web and music stuff. With that type of hardware I doubt you will be playing any games made post 2003 or so.
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