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#1
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20057812-503544.html
http://www.coloradoan.com/article/20110427/UPDATES01/110427005/Obama-releases-his-Hawaii-birth-certificate?odyssey=tab
Do you think this is going to quell the Birther conspiracy or is it going to create a whole new one around the question of "Why did it take so long?" And is Donald Trump finally going to prove that Obama is a Kenyan Muslim Atheist Fascist Socialist Dictator?
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#2
His dad's a player. 25 year old doing an 18 year old? LAD.
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#4
It's fake he's obviously a Muslim spy.

In a serious note, this situation is pathetic.
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#5
It won't quell anything. You can't fix stupid.
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#6
Nothing will quell the birther conspiracy.

Some people are just too ignorant to accept that the majority decided that the black candidate would be a more competent president than the white one.
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#9
It's too bad Obama did this so soon. He should have waited until as many idiots as possible were on that rug before he pulled it out from under them. Preferably he would have done this around a week before the general election next November, after the Republicans were even more fully invested in it.
#10
I doubt it'll have much effect. The truth of the matter is that the tea party wingnuts can't accept a black man as president, so they'll listen to any conspiracy theory that says Obama's unqualified for office.
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#13
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This should never have been necessary.


It is, it would have shut those birth conspirators up if he would've provided it in the first place instead of being stubborn and keeping it to himself.
#14
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It is, it would have shut those birth conspirators up if he would've provided it in the first place instead of being stubborn and keeping it to himself.

Quick, go find your birth certificate. Right now.

No, not the copy. The actual document.
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It is, it would have shut those birth conspirators up if he would've provided it in the first place instead of being stubborn and keeping it to himself.



Do you actually believe that? I don't.
#16
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It is, it would have shut those birth conspirators up if he would've provided it in the first place instead of being stubborn and keeping it to himself.

He released the short form version in 2008, that should have been more than enough.
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#17
I cannot believe that that wavey haired bastard Trump might run for President.

And this malark seem a bit silly.
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#18
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It is, it would have shut those birth conspirators up if he would've provided it in the first place instead of being stubborn and keeping it to himself.


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Mr. Obama had in 2008 released on the Internet his "certificate of birth" -- a short-form birth certificate provided to all Hawaiians as proof of birth in state -- but that failed to quell rumors that the president was born outside of the U.S.


Your country needs to get a grip on the more important issues rather that where someone was born.
#19
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Quick, go find your birth certificate. Right now.

No, not the copy. The actual document.


I know exactly where it's at and can have it in 20 minutes. It took him over half his presidency, something is wrong with that.
#20
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Nothing will quell the birther conspiracy.

Some people are just too ignorant to accept that the majority decided that the black candidate would be a more competent president than the white one.

I think it's fairly apparent that the birther stuff and the Muslim stuff is little more than a proxy because it's unacceptable to complain about his skin colour.
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#21
Poor Obama (Nomack). Should be doing something better with his time.
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#22
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I know exactly where it's at and can have it in 20 minutes. It took him over half his presidency, something is wrong with that.

I don't have my Long Form certificate anywhere, almost no-one does. The Hospital keeps that shit and you get the short form version, which Obama posted immediately when this stuff started being an issue. I see no reason why it should have been necessary to release the long form version anymore than it is neccessary for Glenn Beck to deny rumours that he raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

This is the second time this issue has flared up, and it is thanks to Trump. The first time Obama released a Birth Certificate, as he has done this time. He has already released two birth certs too many to a bunch of facile morons; most politicians would have released neither.
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#23
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I know exactly where it's at and can have it in 20 minutes. It took him over half his presidency, something is wrong with that.

Can you just fuck off?

He provided the short form, and a excerpt from the paper announcing his birth. For anyone else that would have been fine, but because he's black and his name is Barack Hussein Obama, people flipped a shit.
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#24
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I know exactly where it's at and can have it in 20 minutes. It took him over half his presidency, something is wrong with that.


Hawaiian protocol

As the White House continued to receive requests for the president's birth certificate, Mr. Obama finally directed his legal counsel to ask the Hawaii State Department of Health to break their protocol and release his long-form birth certificate. According to the White House, the state granted the exception in part because of the tremendous volume of requests they had been getting.
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I know exactly where it's at and can have it in 20 minutes. It took him over half his presidency, something is wrong with that.

You have to be vetted by each of the 50 states in order for your name to appear on that states ballot for president. Most states run some form of a committee called the board of canvassers. It is the obligation and duty of the members of these 50 individual committees in 50 individual states to certify the legitimacy and eligibility of all persons appearing on their states individual election ballots. If all of these different agencies accepted Obama as qualified even though this was an issue brought up numerous times during both the primaries and the general election wouldn't you start to think that maybe these people already saw it? That the only reason people continued to push it as an issue is because of 2 reasons. Obama is black. Birthers are fucking morons. Take your pick.
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It is the obligation and duty of the members of these 50 individual committees in 50 individual states to certify the legitimacy and eligibility of all persons appearing on their states individual election ballots.

I did not know this.

Holy crap, these people are SERIOUS morons.
#27
Just typical conservative smear campaign. They do it all the time. (You can make puns about Obamas name, therefore he must be the antichrist! durp)

I'm not a fan of democrats or republicans. I'd just much rather have democrats in power.
#28
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Just typical conservative smear campaign. They do it all the time. (You can make puns about Obamas name, therefore he must be the antichrist! durp)

I'm not a fan of democrats or republicans. I'd just much rather have democrats in power.


I'd rather have a Libertarian in power, but because of this country's populace being filled with so much derp, a lot don't even know there's a such thing as independent parties.
#29
Obama is a Kenyan Muslim Atheist Fascist Socialist Dictator Cactus.

Fix'd.

To be honest, the whole "conspiracy" is just stupid...

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I'd rather have a Libertarian in power, but because of this country's populace being filled with so much derp, a lot don't even know there's a such thing as independent parties.

> Vote for independent (third) party
> The other major party candidate is more likely to win the election.

First past the post ftw!
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#31
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> Vote for independent (third) party
> The other major party candidate is more likely to win the election.

First past the post ftw!


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#32
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Your country needs to get a grip on the more important issues rather that where someone was born.

Exactly. Like how on Earth did a fascist/Neo Nazi/Muslim/Atheist/Commie/Socialist/Socialite/Negro/totalitarian/Christian/Cactus/dictator/squander-er/tyrant got elected.
#33
Guys, how did Obama get into Harvard? The all-knowing Trump heard he was a bad student, how could Obama possibly get into an Ivy League School? Conspiracy!
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#34
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Exactly. Like how on Earth did a fascist/Neo Nazi/Muslim/Atheist/Commie/Socialist/Socialite/Negro/totalitarian/Christian/Cactus/dictator/squander-er/tyrant got elected.

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#35
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Your country needs to get a grip on the more important issues rather that where someone was born.


Yeah, we need to go apeshit instead about a royal wedding.
#36
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I'd rather have a Libertarian in power, but because of this country's populace being filled with so much derp, a lot don't even know there's a such thing as independent parties.



I'm generally a fan of republican civil liberties etc, but without the social conservatism, and I very much prefer the left wing "socialist" policies such as free healthcare to republican ones (I know its paid for by taxpayers, but its free to the point of use so you never have to worry about being bankrupt by healthcare bills).

I'd respect republicans if they weren't full of the religious law bullshit and the "protecting the children" stuff. As well as making it hard for anyone who is poor to move up in the world.
#37
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I think it's fairly apparent that the birther stuff and the Muslim stuff is little more than a proxy because it's unacceptable to complain about his skin colour.



Because demonising Muslims is America's second national sport, after hamburger eating.
#38
It's Unbelievable that this is still being talked about.

Why did fox news not talk about how Bush pretty much started a war in Iraq for his own purposes which should have impeached him? Not to mention all the other crap he pulled.
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