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I know this girl who thought Barcelona was a continent.
The same girl also thought the Great Wall of China was in Japan

I thought Blackpool was near the Isle of Wight.

Any geographic fails from the Pit?
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#2
During quaternary geology:
Girl asks: why is it called the southern sea?
Teacher: because we already have a North and East sea.
Other girl (bitch): I know the southern and east sea, but where is the North Sea?

Btw. I live in the Netherlands!
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The most famous one is probably President Obama's insistence that the US has 55 states. Really? Where'd the other 5 come from, Mr. President?
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The most famous one is probably President Obama's insistence that the US has 55 states. Really? Where'd the other 5 come from, Mr. President?


i was told he was merging the us with mexico.

my geography fail is geography.
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#5
Me thinking that the Netherlands is somewhere next to Italy and Austria until a couple of months ago. Other than that my geography is pretty good.
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#7
Hey, babe. Are we in the north or south hemisphere? (California btw)
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I know this girl who thought Barcelona was a continent.
The same girl also thought the Great Wall of China was in Japan

I thought Blackpool was near the Isle of Wight.

Any geographic fails from the Pit?


Catalonia is not Spain though. That's safe to say.
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#9
A lot of people seem to think Africa is a country for some reason.
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i was told he was merging the us with mexico.

my geography fail is geography.

Hmm...Mexico can gtfo of the world.
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I know this girl that once claimed that the capital of Africa was London.

Dumbass chick.
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#12
I once said to someone " I'm from Belgium"
she (obviously) : " in what country is that?"
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The most famous one is probably President Obama's insistence that the US has 55 states. Really? Where'd the other 5 come from, Mr. President?

It was 57, and he clearly meant to say 47 and had a slip of the tongue. He was explaining that he had been to all the contiguous states except one on his campaign.
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It was 57, and he clearly meant to say 47 and had a slip of the tongue. He was explaining that he had been to all the contiguous states except one on his campaign.

There are 48 contiguous states.
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It was 57, and he clearly meant to say 47 and had a slip of the tongue. He was explaining that he had been to all the contiguous states except one on his campaign.


isn't he just thinking ahead? he was reading from a manuscript, which makes a 'slip of the tongue' unlikely.

i heard he was merging mexico and canada with the us, which would make it 57. am i full of bullshit? i'm actually going from information i've read on the internet, so i think i'm full of bullshit too


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he said except one
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There are 48 contiguous states.

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It was 57, and he clearly meant to say 47 and had a slip of the tongue. He was explaining that he had been to all the contiguous states except one on his campaign.

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isn't he just thinking ahead? he was reading from a manuscript, which makes a 'slip of the tongue' unlikely.

i heard he was merging mexico and canada with the us, which would make it 57. am i full of bullshit? i'm actually going from information i've read on the internet, so i think i'm full of bullshit too


he said except one

Have you never misread a paper? The man is clearly exhausted as he's speaking, what with having been traveling for 15 months at the time.

He very obviously meant to say 47.
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Have you never misread a paper? The man is clearly exhausted as he's speaking, what with having been traveling for 15 months at the time.

He very obviously meant to say 47.


i have, but i instantly hear myself misreading it and correct myself. unless it was a typo.
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George W. Bush saying that Nigeria was an important continent.


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I thought Asia was southbound from Europe. God, I was stupid.
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i have, but i instantly hear myself misreading it and correct myself. unless it was a typo.

He did hear himself misspeak but was tired and disoriented. He pauses after he says "fifty" and then continues. It was a simple human error. The fact that people are still mentioning it this long afterward is amazing to me. It's such a simple explanation.
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He did hear himself misspeak but was tired and disoriented. He pauses after he says "fifty" and then continues. It was a simple human error. The fact that people are still mentioning it this long afterward is amazing to me. It's such a simple explanation.


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I know a girl who during Russian/Georgian conflict thought there was a war happening in Georgia, the US state, not the country. I remember her writing "I live in Atlanta, Georgia, and i don't see any tanks." We had a good laugh
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I know a girl who during Russian/Georgian conflict thought there was a war happening in Georgia, the US state, not the country. I remember her writing "I live in Atlanta, Georgia, and i don't see any tanks." We had a good laugh

reminds me of this
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Also, most people think America is a country and not a continent :s

The continent is North America. "America" is clearly understood to refer to the United States of America.
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There was this kid in high school, I didn't know him very well, but he didn't know that China and Japan were two different countries. I have money on him as a future Darwin Award winner.
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