#1
As the Royal Wedding draws closer and I saw that there was no thread about this, so here it is!
For those of you who live in Britain, you'll be familiar that William and Kate are getting married on Friday and there will be a hell of alot of coverage on it. It's on almost every tv channel there is. So some fine young chaps created a game to make watching the Royal Wedding a bit more fun!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Royal-Wedding-Drinking-Game-2942011/170990552921694
The rules are simple, there are 10 rules, all the following section has been taken from 'the rules' tab on the official facebook of the Royal Wedding drinking game...
If you've made it this far, you, like us, are looking to remember (or not) the Royal Wedding as a truly messy occassion. The only things required are something to drink and a jug that shall be known as "The Future Kings Cup" the use of this will become clear later, although I'm sure the more experienced amongst you will be aware of its purpose. The rules are as follows (they may ocassionally enconter something of a restructuring to make them more intelligble or generally better), although as it stands they are incomplete, which means I need your suggestions to make this the best damn day it can be...

1. If the Queen is on the screen you must be drinking. The woman has ruled the country for over 50 years, the least you can do is get destroyed in her honour.

2. Any time Prince Harry appears all players must produce a Nazi salute. The last player to do so must consume 5 fingers/mouthfuls for their poor reactions.

3. If Elton John is spotted the last person to shout "Candle in the Wind" must drink 5.

4. Any time time paralells are drawn to the Diana and Charles wedding (or any previous Royal Wedding for that matter), by commentators or otherwise, all players must consume 3 fingers/mouthfuls of their drink.

5.We're British (or shall assume the role for the day), which means we're a simple folk who enjoy comforts such as bacon and beer. With this in mind then, what better way to greet our anthem than with a hearty chug. As a result when the National Anthem is playing, everyone must be stood up and drinking. (Cheers to Will Sugg for inspiring this rule)

6.William will one day become king of this fine country, a fact that needs to be celebrated no? Every time the word "future" is said, in the mentioned context or not, an amount no less than 1 finger must be added to the "Future Kings Cup" by any player. This should then go in a clockwise direction from the first player to do so everytime future is mentioned, to ensure the cup has a good mix of drinks.
(Cheers to Sam Baggot for inspiring this rule)

7. And following on from Rule 6, The last person to shout "God save the future King!" upon the proclamation of "I now pronounce you man and wife" has to down the Future King's Cup. I fear for those that are last here, I really do.
(Cheers to Dick Sharp for inspiring this rule)

8. Prince Phillip has found a warm place in many of our hearts, his "Racist Grandad" appeal simply too hard too dislike. As a result, whenever he is shown independant of the Queen (to avoid complications with rule 1), the last player to shout "Bloody Foreigners" must drink 3 fingers. Penalties can be awarded for anyone who makes no attempt to imitate his accent.

9. Prime Ministers never tend to be popular, but our current one is hated even by those standards. So to allow you all to "stick it to da man" whenever our fearless leader David Cameron appears on screen, the first player to shout "****" (substitute for a less offensive word if necessary) is allowed to come up with a rule of their own. Enjoy your one chance at tyranny!

10.Whenever the union flag appears on screen, the first to shout "rule brittania" is bestowed with the honor of delegating four measures however they see fit, one for each nation of the UK. This can either be to single player, or spread amongst them. Make sure our great flag is honoured with the drinking it deserves!

There you go guys! I hope all you over the world can find some sort of live stream to watch the wedding and partake in this wonderful game!
#2
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For those of you who live in Britain, you'll be familiar that William and Kate are getting married on Friday

lolz I'm pretty sure the whole world knows about this.
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11. must have a mouthful for every minute diana doesnt turn up
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#5
I won't make it through the pre wedding coverage playing this :p
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#6
I know 3 nations of the UK, which country is that last? *IRA troll* haha
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#8
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For us 'Mericans I think it comes on at 4 AM so I think I'm out.

Record it.
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#9
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Record it.


And people say Americans are arrogant

I don't get the big deal, it should definitely get some news coverage but almost every channel dedicated to it? Overkill? Like I saw a poster today in restaurant (I'm from Ireland) and I was like "Woah, they are blowing this waaaaay out of proportion"

Just my 2 Euros.
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#10
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And people say Americans are arrogant

I don't get the big deal, it should definitely get some news coverage but almost every channel dedicated to it? Overkill? Like I saw a poster today in restaurant (I'm from Ireland) and I was like "Woah, they are blowing this waaaaay out of proportion"

Just my 2 Euros.

It is so over advertised, newspapers have become ridiculous...
And I meant to play the drinking game, couldn't care less about the wedding :p
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It is so over advertised, newspapers have become ridiculous...
And I meant to play the drinking game, couldn't care less about the wedding :p


Yeah I'd love to play it. That would entail watching the wedding of the future British monarch though, and I hate to sound like a stereotype, but that wouldn't go down well with some people I know
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Yeah I'd love to play it. That would entail watching the wedding of the future British monarch though, and I hate to sound like a stereotype, but that wouldn't go down well with some people I know

Good point... just get drunk for no reason, fight the power
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#13
I've seen this on every single channel and i have to say it's pissing me off. It's cool that they're getting married but no need to remind us every ten seconds to prevent any moment of not thinking about it.

Would play but as everyone else said, that would mean i have to watch it. So no, i'll get drunk on my own terms then
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