#3
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit.


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You're a douchenozzle.
#4


Ok kill the thread.
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#6
You're a piece of shit for stealing it, but you're an even bigger piece of shit for stealing a ****ing zune.
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#10
hahahahaha you stole a Zune LOL. Now he can get an iPod. You loose.
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#12
... Really? You lack that much common decency to give it back to the person who made the mistake of leaving it behind? What if that was your Zune you left, and someone stole it?

You're a piece of shit. I hate thieves.
#13
If it was an iPod I could understand, but this kid probably won't even care. He probably regrets ever buying it.
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#15
god I hate mirror threads

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#18
This is weird because my friend was looking to get rid of her Zune earlier today. She said it was new, too....
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#19
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Lmfao! Posted today and everything.

Holy crap what a coincidence!!
#20
You're a ******


Look at the Apple elitists in this thread.
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#24
I believe you're telling the truth, and I gotta say: Great job! I love both thieves and internet trolls. Well done, sir.
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#26
You'll never beat the "I stole some guy's table" thread. Nevar evar!
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#27
Cool story, bro.
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