#1
I have American football in the morning tomorrow, and it's at 6:30 in the morning. This is very early for me; I usually wake up at 7:00 and take an hour to get up and ready. Every time I go, I'm nauseous and end up hurling more than half the time. How can I reduce nausea in the morning? I bet that coffee is partly the culprit, but what should I replace it with to wake me up?

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#2
You're pregnant.
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Wait 8 or 9 months, should clear right up.
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don't be prego.
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#9
hmm. I've found that if I eat right before bed, I feel nauseous in the morning, to the point where I've gotten sick.
also, try eating a small breakfast and weaning yourself into it, it could help?
#10
Great answers so far. I'll stop being pregnant immediately
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Firstly, don't be pregnant. Secondly, just get your blood pumping a little bit before you actually start to do anything. You could also do with eating something with your coffee too.
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#12
how many hours do you normally sleep?

coffee shouldn't be making you nauseous unless you are allergic, coffee is more natural to have in your body than water, coffee will be obeyed
#13
nobody suggested getting a new amp or fog machine. Pit I am disappoint.
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how many hours do you normally sleep?

coffee shouldn't be making you nauseous unless you are allergic, coffee is more natural to have in your body than water, coffee will be obeyed






EDIT: I usually sleep 7-8 hours on average
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#15
6:30 is early for you? I have jazz band at 6, so I get up at 4. You should probably get used to this..
#17
try to sleep in multiples of 90 minutes because that is the length of sleep cycle.
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#20
Sleep with your hands in bowls of warm water.

What you really need is a new amp.
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6:30 is early for you? I have jazz band at 6, so I get up at 4. You should probably get used to this..


I'm a baby

I actually have to be there at 6:30. I usually take an hour to get ready and wake up fully for about an hour. So more like 5:30 or earlier.
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Really though, go to bed earlier so you get more sleep on those nights. Try eating something for breakfast when you wake up, even if it's just a bit of bread. Sometimes I feel nauseous before I've had something to eat.
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Fog machines cure pregnancy?
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Have someone punch you real hard in the stomach. If something resembling a fetus comes out of your genitals, do not worry: It's just an evil spirit being expelled from your body. Yeah, that's it.
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I usually puke up a lung about 30 minutes after I wake up if I haven had a cigarette by then.
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#34
I'm willing to bet its some kinda withdraw from the night before. I get it some times if i **** around drinking too much coke or smoking to many/not enough cigs and then in the morning if i don't get to them quick i feel sick. I don't puke tho, I just feel shitty for a bit till i get out the door. By then my social anxiety kicks in and I have more to worry about than feeling sick.
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#36
youre probably puking because your blood sugar dropped during the night, try eating something sweet before bed?
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