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#1
Last night at around 1:30 AM, I was in bed trying to fall asleep and suddenly I started hearing this guy screaming "It's soooo uuuugllyy! OMG! It's so F----ing uuuuglly!"

I looked out the window and I saw this dude on rollerblades or a skateboard. (I couldn't tell, it was too dark) and he was going down my street repeating the same thing over and over again. He went down my street and took a right, after around 30 seconds I saw him come back and down towards my street again yelling the same thing. A minute later I heard sirens and a bunch of dogs barking.

It was funny and scary at the same time.

What happened?

And for any skeptical people, this really happened, I'm not lying.
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#5
He must have needed a new fog machine.

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#9
I woulda grabbed my shotgun and told him to get the **** off my street.

Or made a sandwich and watched. I can't say.

Either way, he was probably flying high...
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#12
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What happened?



Must have seen your face. OoOoOoOo


*holds up fist for someone to bump*
#13
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He was on drugs.


lrn2read, he clearly stated the man was on rollerblades or a skateboard!

Just kidding.
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#14
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Must have seen your face. OoOoOoOo


*holds up fist for someone to bump*

*bumps*
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#16
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lrn2read, he clearly stated the man was on rollerblades or a skateboard!

Just kidding.



REALLY?! You of all people... really... Bioshock themed profile and you didn't attribute that to sander cohen!? Shame on you.
#17
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lrn2read, he clearly stated the man was on rollerblades or a skateboard!

Just kidding.

Okay.

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#18
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*makes explosion hand gesture*

Awww yeeeee.


*regrets the bump*
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#20
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REALLY?! You of all people... really... Bioshock themed profile and you didn't attribute that to sander cohen!? Shame on you.


Dude! Its not Sander Cohen! He's too busy moonlighting as Freddy Mercury!

Edit: 'the heck is going on in this thread? Really, the amount of bro in here is dangerously high.
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#23
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*regrets the bump*




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Dude! Its not Sander Cohen! He's too busy moonlighting as Freddy Mercury!

Edit: 'the heck is going on in this thread? Really, the amount of bro in here is dangerously high.


What's the matter dude? You'd think someone who references Freddy Mercury would appreciate a little Brohemian Rhapsody.
Last edited by happytimeharry at Apr 28, 2011,
#26
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He must have needed a new fog machine.

Shut up. Just shut up. Some little prick tried to make a new "what you really need is a new amp" phrase. And it is a terrible new one. No need for it.
#28
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Shut up. Just shut up. Some little prick tried to make a new "what you really need is a new amp" phrase. And it is a terrible new one. No need for it.


Wow chill out man. Maybe it's you who needs a new fog machine.


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#29
haha thats awesome. I would be so happy if I got to see that.
#30
the guy in the story was skating, TS skates according to his title. interesting...

obviously, zombies are somehow involved, i'm not too sure how, but they are, i know it!
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#31
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Sounds like you saw Sander Cohen amidst another project...


someone better get this...



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#33
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Shut up. Just shut up. Some little prick tried to make a new "what you really need is a new amp" phrase. And it is a terrible new one. No need for it.

Dude. You clearly have no idea about the whole fog machine thing. It's not just a new "new amp" meme...

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#34
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He was on drugs.

/thread

Now that that's out of the way let's get a goat thread going.

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#36
Last night at around 1:30 AM, You were in bed trying to fall asleep and suddenly you started hearing this guy screaming "It's soooo uuuugllyy! OMG! It's so F----ing uuuuglly!"

You looked out the window and you saw this dude on rollerblades or a skateboard. (You couldn't tell, it was too dark) and he was going down your street repeating the same thing over and over again. He went down your street and took a right, after around 30 seconds you saw him come back and down towards your street again yelling the same thing. A minute later you heard sirens and a bunch of dogs barking.
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#37
I propose we all try this at some point in our lives. It sounds quite funny actually.
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#40
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He must've been in need of a new amp.

He must've been in need of a new fog machine.
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