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#1
I was driving down a very narrow out of town road the other day and I had this scooter up my arse all the time, like right behind me. Then he suddenly accelerated and move up forward from the right (highly illegal here, besides there is not enough space for it on that road!) and he slightly hits my mirror. I hit the horn and yelled a few gentle words at him. He then stopped his scooter right in front of me, stepped down and ran to my window. He pushed one arm in an took me around the neck and yelled in my face that he would kill me if I ever did that again to him. Then he spat me in the face and left. I still had my seatbelt on and all, so running after him was kinda, i dunno, obsolete...

So, anyone to share experience?
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#3
You should have ran him over. Nothing worse then a douche on a scooter.
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why were you driving slower than a scooter on a non-town road?


Spanish law. Only 40km/h permitted on that kind of road when houses nearby.
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#5
keep a gun in your car. Problem solved
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#7
Should have ran the ****er down.
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1. Find the guy
2. Steal his scooter
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#13
He was probably an ETA member and he marked you for elimination.
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#15
probably was that kinda month for him.
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did you try shouting at him in Spanish?


Lol, a ese hijoputa le dije de todo...
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Lol, a ese hijoputa le dije de todo...

Well no wonder he was pissed.
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#20
Nah, I didnt get his plate...
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#22
You should've followed him and kept gently nudging the back of his scooter making him unbalanced.
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#23
You could've just moved over and let him past...

And I also don't see how he managed to put his hand through your window and grab your neck while you were travelling at 25mph.
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You could've just moved over and let him past...

And I also don't see how he managed to put his hand through your window and grab your neck while you were travelling at 25mph.


He stopped infront of me, didn´t you read? Which means I had to stop the car aswell.
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#25
You should file assault charges for real, I just hope you got his plate number. If not just say it was an angry dude on a scooter, I mean how many of those are there in the world.
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#26
Bit late, now, either you react at the time, or do **** all. But at least wipe the spit from your face.
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#27
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He stopped infront of me, didn´t you read? Which means I had to stop the car aswell.

No, you didn't have to. You could've just kept driving.
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#29
This thread is depressing...angry guy on a scooter, and no violence involved.
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#30
Should have wound the window up on his head, like in the movie Snatch if you've seen it.
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#33
his aggressive behaviour is to make up for the fact that hes driving a scooter.

just let the poor guy have his moment, his life is already bad enough being "that guy who drives a scooter"
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#35
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I was driving down a very narrow out of town road the other day and I had this scooter up my arse all the time, like right behind me. Then he suddenly accelerated and move up forward from the right (highly illegal here, besides there is not enough space for it on that road!) and he slightly hits my mirror. I hit the horn and yelled a few gentle words at him. He then stopped his scooter right in front of me, stepped down and ran to my window. He pushed one arm in an took me around the neck and yelled in my face that he would kill me if I ever did that again to him. Then he spat me in the face and left. I still had my seatbelt on and all, so running after him was kinda, i dunno, obsolete...

So, anyone to share experience?

the second he got off the bike and started walking towards you wyou should have rammed his scooter, then hit reverse floor it and J turn the fck out of there.

Thats what i would have done..... with the magnum pi theme song playing in the back of my mind the entire time
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#36
Call me a psycho, but any douchebag even attempting to get off his scooter to try to prove his manhood in the same situation would get a very bad surprise. Road arguments make me lose my temper very quickly, plus I'm rather big and I would be in my rights.

I would have ran him over out of rage (not with the intention to kill, just to topple his scooter). Or followed him back to his place. Also, I have a machete in my car.

But yeah, you didn't get his plate number, just be glad your car didn't get too damaged and he didn't hurt you.
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#40
and then he punted your dog off the bridge.... did you write this while you were in a glass case of emotion?
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