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Those crazy Amish:

A year-long sting operation came to an end this week. In that time, the government used fake names and surprise inspections all to nab the people at Rainbow Acres Farm in the D.C. area. The reason: they were selling milk.

Unpasteurized milk, to be exact. Asked for comment, the government released this statement: “It is the FDA’s position that raw milk should never be consumed.” Therefore, the Amish farmers at Rainbow Acres had to be brought down.
#5
Got Milk? The milk Gestapo will come and take you away in the middle of the night.
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Quote by Greenie_777
I've drunk unpasteurised milk tonnes of time whats the big deal?


I'm calling the Feds!!!
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Got Milk? The milk Gestapo will come and take you away in the middle of the night.

Man, I actually laughed at that, and am still smiling while typing this. Lol.
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"He's got a carton of milk! Shoot to kill!"



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As I recall, unpasteurized milk is better for you than pasteurized... got probiotics and stuff.

Well, goodbye everyone, it's been fun. Just waiting for the FBI to show up now...
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"He's got a carton of milk! Shoot to kill!"



when the police saw the carton, they cowered in utter fear. but you know the media, always trying to milk stories like this, so we'll be hearing about this until the cows come home.
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when the police saw the carton, they cowered in utter fear. but you know the media, always trying to milk stories like this, so we'll be hearing about this until the cows come home.


thats utter bull
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#13
What a load of udder bollocks.
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What a load of udder bollocks.


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As I recall, unpasteurized milk is better for you than pasteurized... got probiotics and stuff.

Well, goodbye everyone, it's been fun. Just waiting for the FBI to show up now...

Maybe human milk...
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when the police saw the carton, they cowered in utter fear. but you know the media, always trying to milk stories like this, so we'll be hearing about this until the cows come home.

Pun overload.... *dies*
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Why don't they just moove their operation to a state that doesn't send raw milk out to pasteur?

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#20
What a tit.
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Why don't they just moove their operation to a state that doesn't send raw milk out to pasteur?

Man that was fucking raw.
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Why don't they just moove their operation to a state that doesn't send raw milk out to pasteur?


i'm sure they're fed up enough by the whole thing that they will consider it. i'm sure after all this is done, they'll at least need a vacation. (that last one will probably go unnoticed)
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i'm sure they're fed up enough by the whole thing that they will consider it. i'm sure after all this is done, they'll at least need a vacation. (that last one will probably go unnoticed)

Are there more? I got a calf cramp halfway through looking and so got distracted (lol huge stretch for that one).

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Are there more? I got a calf cramp halfway through looking and so got distracted (lol huge stretch for that one).


there's another clever one, i'll wait and see if someone finds it.
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Man, ure lying, there's not another one

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Man, ure lying, there's not another one


vacation
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cause the FDA gives a fuck about the health and regulation of food/drink/drugs

If they were funded properly, and quit hiring old beef producers, they might be able to do their job, eh?

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People have been drinking raw milk for hundreds, thousands of years, what could the big deal possibly be?
#34
Wasn't the whole point of pasteurizing milk to stop people from dying from it? Because it like... kills people...? I'm too lazy to actually look up evidence...
#36
It's cute how the entire American political rhetoric revolves around decrying the evils of socialism, when they have government body that arrests people for selling milk that the government disapproves of.
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I drink raw milk. Buy it at the store down the road.

What the fuck is this shit?
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The puns stopped being funny quite a while ago. You guys are really milking it.
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The puns stopped being funny quite a while ago. You guys are really milking it.


would you say you have a beef with all the people making puns?
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