#1
What are you going to get me? I really need a new fog machine...
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#3
Happy birthday. I got you the sudden realisation that your jaw is quite heavy.

I'm selling an ernie ball wah pedal. Buy my ernie ball wah pedal.
...
Wah pedal.

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That's got to be my all time favourite online death threat

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My chest hurts after that.
#4
it's my bros bday today too

Schecter C-1 Hellraiser FR
ESP LTD MH-1000NT
Marshall AVT100
Boss ME-70

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Thank you for your words of wisdom.
#7
happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday deat TS, happy birthday to you

hope you had a marvelous day
Call me Chris
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#8
Happy birthday man.
I got you an ice scraper.
Since you know. You live in Iceland and all.

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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#12

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No its not

It is in 10 minutes
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Last edited by Burgery at Apr 29, 2011,
#15
It's my birthday.


Sure it is....
Living is a bless, most of the people just exist

i'm out of my mind, insane, and what i say is sht or doesn't make sense, still your reading this.
#16
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It is in 10 minutes


The assassins are on their way.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#17
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Happy Birthday
#18
Happy FSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#19
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Happy Birthday!



Here's a fog horn, in case things get hazy.



THAT FOGHORN IS NEAR MY FREAKIN' HOUSE! IT'S MINE!

It actually is near my house though.
#21
Happy B'day.

I got you a queen, since it's Queen's dat in the Netherlands. (No, that has nothing to do with gay people)

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RNLAF

I Like Planes
#22
Happy Birthday!

I don't why I keep hearing about the fog machines but since you want one, here you go.



Now you can have an awesome rave!
STಠ_ಠ
#23
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Happy B'day.

I got you a queen, since it's Queen's dat in the Netherlands. (No, that has nothing to do with gay people)



HAND...Y U ONLY HAVE FOUR DIGITS
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#24
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HAND...Y U ONLY HAVE FOUR DIGITS

Inbreeding is always bad.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
I got you this to remind you of your day one lynch forever.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"